I found her anthem appropriate and think it should be sung this way going forward. It matched the vibe of this unchecked fascist takeover that is happening right before our eyes.
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Wait! Isn't sobriety unamerican...going off what I have observed.
It certainly is at a sports event
And lets be clear, its ANY sports event. My 2nd grade catholic school soccer games were just an excuse for the parents, coaches included, to get plastered. The church probably pulled in more money at the concession stand than at the donation plate.
someone has to say i say it, so here goes: it's your anthem that sucks. i don't know who this woman is but i don't care. seriously it is so ass. and incredibly racist. ditch it for a better one. pick something people can sing. it's not normal that you sing this anthem since childhood and at every event but still out of all professional singers who attempt to sing it only Whitney Houston and like two more people could do it.
my dude, not considering patriotism (such as it is), lyrical meaning and what-not, the US Anthem is a decent piece of music, and I would rank it top tier as far as national anthems go. You've not heard a crappy national anthem until you've heard Taiwan's national anthem, and I am about as patriotic as Taiwanese gets. (again just talking about the music itself and not lyrical content, Taiwan's national anthem is very problematic)
we disagree on both, lol. just as a piece of music, maybe it's the performance in the video but that sounded pretty badass. this could easily be the climax soundtrack in an epic movie.
lmao, i guess familiarity breeds contempt. because of the dispute with china, taiwan doesn't play its national anthem at international events such as the olympics when one of their athletes win. instead, they play the flag anthem, which I MUCH prefer (again, just as a piece of music). I would be very happy if they adapted the flag anthem as the new national anthem.
i get why you like this more, it's more of a marching song like most anthems. me i don't really think a national anthem should necessarily be a march. too militaristic. why not have something culturally appropriate and more importantly unique? i like that about the actual anthem. (again, didn't look at the lyrics at all)
Whiteley Houston's version was actually prerecorded, but she did sing it live when recorded in 1 take
Lady Gaga also did a very good version
Agree that with this girl in the OP, that the song (which is challenging) was just out of her range, plus she's a "cursive" singer like that girl in The Chainsmokers or Ellie Goulding, which is not a very good technique for singing IF you want range, flexibility, versatility, or even longevity in your voice. In general she's a decent, consistent singer (I've seen many videos of her performing live since this) as long as she's within her range. I think she just lacks the skill for that song specifically.
It does suck. The tune is adapted from a song praising wine. Being drunk when singing it seems appropriate.
I'm missing the racism aspect, though, how so?
It has four verses, even though typically only the first verse is performed. The full version has these lyrics:
And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave,
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave,
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the Land of the Free and the Home of the Brave.
I don't really read that as condoning slavery, as much as acknowledging that slaves fought and died in the war?
Ah, thought it might be something like that. Pretty much nobody knows any stanzas past the first exist, so it's a bit silly to criticize it for that. It sucks just fine without it.
I mean America Fuck Yeah! is right there and ready to go!
Wait, that's not the American anthem?!?
That's kind of the point, it's an achievement to be able to sing it well.
it's a national anthem dude not a tiktok challenge
Yes, be sure to never excel or try hard, lest someone on Lemmy accuses you of doing something from TikTok
this literally has nothing to do with what I said. I said the notion of having the "point" of a national anthem be too hard for anyone but the select few be able to do it is ridiculous. it's not an achievement; it's a rally.
the national anthem should be sung by the people. in general.
that goes double for the US , considering the obsession this country has with making everyone sing it all the fucking time for any mundane reason.
You can't deny that an anthem celebrating individual achievement matches way better with the American ethos than a song that can easily be sung by anyone. Not that I'm a fan of that ethos, but yeah the anthem is not out of character at all.
The anthem isn't really treated like a "rally", people stand with their hand over their heart and watch a skilled singer sing it.
It's pretty much only sung at the beginning of professional sports games. Maybe government ceremonies, idk.
TikTok challenges aren't skilled singing achievements, they're fun activities to do with friends.
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