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“But we can climb the ladder and take the box down from the shelf and cut the string and open the box,” said Toad.

“That is true,” said Frog.

Frog climbed the ladder and took the box down from the shelf. He cut the string and opened the box.

Frog took the box outside. He shouted in a loud voice.

“Hey, stoners, here's free weed!” Stoners came from everywhere. They smoked up all the weed and left.

“Now we have no more weed to smoke,” said Toad sadly. “Not even one blunt.”

“Yes,” said Frog, “but we have lots and lots of willpower.”

“You may keep it all, Frog,” said Toad. “I am going home now to shoot some heroin.”