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[–] [email protected] 140 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Anon crushed the alternative ending absolutely 1000x better than the actual show runners for free.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (11 children)

A lot of people shit on the final season, and rightly so. The ending didn't fit the entire narrative of Ice and Fire, Arya's training was basically useless, Daenerys's ending didn't make sense

I'm yet to hear of how anyone would rewrite the final season to be good, or where the plot points are all resolved. You would need to change a LOT, particularly how you conclude with the final battle AFTER Kings Landing is taken/won. There's a few novel ideas there:

  • Bran warging into a dragon
  • The Night King ignoring the North and going to war with Kings Landing
  • Arya using her skills at some point to attack/kill Cersei
  • Jamie's redemption, and possible pairing with Brienne, to leave Cersei alone and unhinged. Perhaps even Jamie killing Cersei?
  • The Night King being such a credible threat that he actually takes over Westeros and the final battle being waged in Essos, or with the full "world" involved
  • Jon ascending to the throne, as prophesied - but leaving the throne and escaping north
  • Westeros just generally being destroyed and no one winning. " The dragons siding with Jon, leading to Daenerys's madness
  • Bran slowly turning into the new Night King

So many avenues, but I'm yet to read a coherent plan.

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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

The music accompanying the Night King scene is absolutely top-tier. Shame the storytelling failed to live up to it.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I never finished the show because of this episode. It was that disappointing I didn't care how it ended anymore.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago

I started binging the show from the start when I heard how utterly stupid the last season was just so I could enjoy the memes. Worth it.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

I'm so glad I never watched the last season. "Oh, but what about..." Don't care. I'll read the book eventually. When they ran out of material from the books it became cartoonish.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Two books left, so far. Previous was released over a decade ago. I think a next book is possible, but two?

I bought the last one on release date, and I have no clue where each character is right now. I'm not reading the books again, and I don't think a summary will make me care again.

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I kinda wonder if the reaction to the ending killed his motivation to finish it. Id buy that explanation.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

It killed my motivation to read anything further about that world.

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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Yeah I saw how bad the penultimate season was and could tell I'd regret it. So I just came up with my own headcanon for how things end and don't worry about it.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

There is no "what about". You're good.

[–] [email protected] 104 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I’ll read the book eventually.

Get a load of Mr Optimism over here!

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[–] [email protected] 80 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The whole season turned into half arsed fan fiction.

[–] [email protected] 77 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I wouldn’t even call it fan fiction as the writers were seemingly not even fans of the show. It was like a fan hired someone who had never seen the show and hated everything about it to write it.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 4 months ago

I call that the Netflix live-action anime treatment.

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[–] [email protected] 62 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Nah, they did kill a bunch of people. Remember the useless Dothraki cavalry charge? Straight up substracted the Dothraki army from the political equation, and removing several thematics from the narrative in the same blow. What would've become of the Dothraki after the war, had they survived? Would Kingslanding have kept a military continent of Dothraki, the way the Byzantines incorporated Huns in their army? Would they have had a political role in this new order? Would they have faced racism? Or would they have returned to the Steppe, and if so, would they have ruled it as an independent land or remained clients of Daenerys? And how would they have reacted to her death? So many questions that needn't be addressed thanks to the white walkers.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Next episode: Hordes of Dothraki

[–] [email protected] 36 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Davos: "There is land in the reach, go start your own house"

Unsullied: "You... you do realize what we are, right?"

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Adopt some orphans, there's sure to be a bunch of those running around by now.

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