She wanted Nickelback.
this post was submitted on 15 Jul 2024
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Coldplay is the John Krasinski of music.
Hahah dae Coldplay bad
For a short moment I thought she was referring to the life support.
Doesn't make the joke funnier per se, but a lot darker
turns off life support
"HAMMOND YOU BLITHERING IDIOT!"
Viva la vida
My grandpa had a stroke and the various Mormon friends neighbors that never said a word to this coffee drinking sailor suddenly wanted to put church choir music on.
He likes Mozart and I will bury you in the backyard if you try
I hope he replied, “Don’t Look Back In Anger”
That's Oasis, isn't it?
Nana’s got Alzheimer’s, not Shazam
If I had been drinking coffee, you would have been required to pay my dry cleaning bill! 👏👏👏
Huh didn't realize people hate Coldplay so much. Not for me, but I didn't think they were particularly bad.
I love Coldplay, but this is just funny
I could be comatose, damn near brain dead, almost lifeless, and if Rhianna starts singing country I will jump out of the medical bed and throw myself out the nearest window to get away from it.
Not a country fan, or not a Rihanna country fan? I'm neither, really, but curious to hear from people with real opinions on the genre, etc
I just really hate that song.
For a while they were like Maroon 5 level over exposed. I don't think I've heard a song from them in a while though.
To be honest that level of overexposure doesn't happen if you totally suck. It was cool to hate on them for a while though. You know, just like it's cool to hate anything mainstream or basic, which is honestly a pretty basic way to view art in general. Like literally all it takes to participate is to notice that something is popular.
Edit: Although to be honest the way media companies love to milk songs to death is super annoying and makes you hate the music. You see it today with trending tiktok sounds. I'd blame this more than the quality of the music.
I read this as if she was on life support.
I saw her as an old southern girl like that lady from the notebook.
My spouse was admitted to hospital for two weeks and had several geriatric roommates. The nurse asked one of them if she knew where she was, and she yelled "IN SATAN'S ASSHOLE".
Nurse here: we ask 'orientation' questions as part of our assessment
I had a younger patient going through the straights with hallucinations (newly diagnosed schizophrenia)... and I had been asking the same questions (as we do) a lot
So I asked them once again, "Do you know why you're in the hospital?". Their response: "Deez nuts!"
I always appreciate a good "Deez nuts" joke, but that one has been my favorite so far. The volition on their face and the shitty smirk; they're completely tied down with a guard because they would occasionally be violent... but hot damn, that was a zinger.
I counted their response as oriented— they know what they did lol
I like that so much! Deez nuts lol.
Oh so Texas?
Satan's asshole in Texas is called Dan Patrick.
More specifically, Houston.
That actually isn't even much of a stretch for Texas names. I live near the Devil's Backbone.
So you live just north of Satan's asshole. Got it.
You live near an awesome horror movie? https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0256009/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_1_tt_7_nm_1_in_0_q_devils%2520backb
I'll have to check it out!
I'm actually involved in the filming of a local horror movie that's going to be truly awful.
It's about mermaid monsters. I help coordinate some of the water work and act as the !production photographer and backup safety diver for the underwater scenes.
It's going to be really, really bad. But it's still fun!
(https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/6785e9f4-ba82-470d-879a-0f69588ede2e.jpeg)
A beautiful B movie?
More like a D
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