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[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I wonder what fantasy land the writer of this meme lives in. I honestly want to know, I'd like to go visit.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Turns out of you do this with a basic block of cheddar and cheap shaved ham, everyone still thinks you're being fancy and compliments you on the cheese choice.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The real key is to get 3 different cheeses that look different. They don't have to be fancy cheeses. They just have to be obviously different cheeses.

Likewise, get some salami and another meat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

ground beef

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I do this sometimes as a treat for myself. The rest of the time I'm way too poor to afford it.

I know chaturie is supposed to be an appetizer/shared, but given the cost of everything, it's now my dinner, and I'm not sharing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The catch is they make you enjoy this at work with your colleagues

[–] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Not anymore it isn't. I remember my parents getting a weeks worth of meats and cheese for €15 making the same wage as i do now.

I would now pay roughly 50€ for a similar selection, so no more meats and cheese because i also pay triple the rent they did for a house half the size.

No i'll never stop complaining about it because my wage 10 years ago paid for a lovely house and allowed me to enjoy life by working out like the beast i enjoy being and now i'm left empty handed beside a load of skills that my employer deems worthless but a requirement nonetheless.

Make it make sense, because i'm certain we deserve more than what we currently get.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Amen.

The wages didn't change, but the cost of everything sure did.

This timeline sucks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

It’s a nice feeling to fill up your shopping cart with sweets, knowing no-one can stop you.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Charcuterie- making Lunchables high brow food for adults.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I don't know 'bout y'all, but I get them woody fibers between my teeth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

The trick is to have wooden teeth.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Ah the George Washington strategy.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (5 children)

cheese board but the board is made of ciabatta

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I stick with the wood. More fiber.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Don’t tell anyone about this secret sandwich technology.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

I am a cheese board purist, can't eat shit if the board isnt made out of cheese

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Olive ciabatta is sooo damn good

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

You just cracked this thing wide open

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