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RuleberFeats (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Will they bring glory to me and my house?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

They will have sex with your house

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Feats of great strength and cunting

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

[–] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

They will Lay your Minotaur

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago

Uuugh, so they're sending the bard again!

[–] [email protected] 48 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Interspecies sex is what got you into this minotaur mess. It isn't how you will get out of it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Clearly you've never actually met a bard before. Haven't you ever wondered where half orcs come from? It's bards, always bards. Every. Single. Goddamn. Time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Glad to see you're feeling better, Teft.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I'm not so sure about that. If a mermaid and a centaur had a baby, there's a chance they'd give birth to a regular dude. Perhaps we're just not breeding minotaurs with the right things. Someone install Cloud Meadow and get back to me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Twice the chance for a cursed horsefish or fishorse though. Or also either of the other, more cursed centaur and mermaid variants as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Looks luke someone doesn't know about the sea cow, better known as the manatee