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Following the flow chart I came to the conclusion that plastic dinosaurs are real dinosaurs.
This meme never gets old
Where’s my steggo?
ah there it is. hiding in the back,
Ah yes, triceratops and T-Rex.
Why not the iPad? It’s as far time wise to the Rex as the Rex is to the tops.
Are you confusing Triceratops with Stegosaurus? Triceratops and T. Rex both lived in the late Cretaceous.
Totally. I’m no Expertosaurus on this, I’d consider myself more a… Nooboraptor.
The circle of life is really about the CO~2~ we make along the way
Actually, it's mostly plancton.
Let's make microplancton plastic toys.
Wait. What about microplastics in the oceans ?
They will become new oil in a million years.
They won't. There are bacteria that eat plastic. There is no path* to creating oil or coal again, biology is too good at breaking hydrocarbon precursors
*Except by deliberate human industry
If enough greenhouse gasses get released by this breakdown of hydrocarbons, and the temperature rises enough, the oceans may stop circulating and loose all their oxygen. The resulting die off and anoxic environment might be enough to form a massive new layer of tar and proto-oil with some luck.
I thought this was a guide to the game "Workers and Resources: Society Republic"
I must be playing it too much...
I just picked that up in the summer sale! Looking forward to playing it.
It's way too addicting... But oh so good
Since we are all full of microplastics, does that mean we are part dinosaur?
Plastic is almost entirely made from plants much older then dinosaurs, but if you ate a chicken on the other hand...
Does mechanically separated chicken count?
We are full of stars
I'd say no, because the microplastics aren't really a part of our DNA. But that's just my definition.
I think we could say that we all have dinosaurs inside us, just like our pesky skeletons.
Does it need to be part of your DNA?
If I weigh 99 Kg, and I eat 1 Kg of ravioli, I am 1% ravioli.
Like I said, it's just the way I feel about it. Yours is a compelling argument though, and honestly more fun!
no, you'd be 69% ravioli
But aren't like 50% of cells in your body bacteria? I'd say those are considered part of you. But I get what you are saying.
And yet, a sense of the true self exists in the false self.
Dinosaurs -> chickens
Chickens -> pulverized chicken paste
Pulverized chicken paste -> dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets
Dinosaurs = Chickens
Therefore dinosaur shaped dinosaur nuggets
I don't think we have the technology yey to create dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets. The ones I have seen usually are shaped like nondescript blobs.
It is possible, but it's wasteful and expensive.