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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Might actually be good? Sweet and savory?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Spookie reminds me of "Spuckie". (Obviously different).

https://www.universalhub.com/glossary/spuckie.html

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Is the food crime murdering a pig? I don't see how this is worse than a pie. Baked good around meat.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But Wellington uses puff pastry, not cookie dough…

And yes, of course people have already done this:

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Gotta get that umami flavour!

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

Food crime? You jsut solved Hawaiian hunger!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

This is almost as bad as the peanut butter cup pizza.

Which was horrible btw.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Stuff from the Vulgar Chef shouldn't count.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Bacon cookies work... This will work too !

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

This is one of those things that, if I can was in another country, if someone were to describe the base ingredients (like not literally spam but "pork" or whatever), I would think, "Not for me most of the time, but sounds like a tasty thing to try once."

[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're welcome to test that assertion at your convenience. Please do not let us know how it goes ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Peanut butter bacon cookies, bacon Blondies, maple bacon cookies... This isn't a fringe thing, lots of people add bacon to cookies it's crunchy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You misapprehend me. Bacon in certain contexts, yes. Spam, no.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Have you ever had spam? I feel like a lot of people who have never had it and talk shit about it, but it is so dam good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I had it in a Hawaiian restaurant and was not a fan of the flavour or the texture. I'm glad you enjoy it, but I hope you'll forgive me if I decline any baked goods you proffer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I still think it's wild they serve it in restaurants there. Imo it's not a restaurant food it's a I don't want to put effort into dinner while still having dinner taste good food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mac'n'cheese with a side of fried SPAM is fuckin BANGIN'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Wanna be extra lazy, cube that shit, fry the cubes, mix into the mac, some white pepper mixed in. Put that shit in a bowl, call it a meal.

Spam and noodles has gotten me through some hard times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

https://www.hormelfoods.com/recipe/spam-peanut-butter-and-chocolate-chip-cookies/

Our good friends at Hormel have guidance... But basically they make it crispy like bacon first.