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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.

Right now, here’s the rules:

  1. Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
  2. It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
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[–] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You're welcome to test that assertion at your convenience. Please do not let us know how it goes ಠ⁠_⁠ಠ

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Peanut butter bacon cookies, bacon Blondies, maple bacon cookies... This isn't a fringe thing, lots of people add bacon to cookies it's crunchy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

You misapprehend me. Bacon in certain contexts, yes. Spam, no.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Have you ever had spam? I feel like a lot of people who have never had it and talk shit about it, but it is so dam good.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yes, I had it in a Hawaiian restaurant and was not a fan of the flavour or the texture. I'm glad you enjoy it, but I hope you'll forgive me if I decline any baked goods you proffer.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I still think it's wild they serve it in restaurants there. Imo it's not a restaurant food it's a I don't want to put effort into dinner while still having dinner taste good food.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Mac'n'cheese with a side of fried SPAM is fuckin BANGIN'.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Wanna be extra lazy, cube that shit, fry the cubes, mix into the mac, some white pepper mixed in. Put that shit in a bowl, call it a meal.

Spam and noodles has gotten me through some hard times.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

https://www.hormelfoods.com/recipe/spam-peanut-butter-and-chocolate-chip-cookies/

Our good friends at Hormel have guidance... But basically they make it crispy like bacon first.