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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago (1 children)

What a horrible day to have eyes…

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

…for lunch

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Ceaseless Watcher, turn your gaze upon this Wretched Thing.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Secure Beneath the Watchful Eyes...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Be Not Afraid

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Eye dios mio!

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Biblically accurate appetizers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Looks like a stromboli someone shoved an olive into before closing it up to cook, and then cut in half for the cross section

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (5 children)

Trying to figure this out.. prosciutto, mozzarella, avocado, and olive? Would be fun to make this in October.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Fucking millennials can’t imagine a sandwich without avocado. And then you wonder why you can’t afford a house.

/s in case you need it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This is why the 4th pig built his house out of Avocado, and is often omitted from boomer propoganda.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The concept is close to Czech chlebíčky (literally "little breads", usually translated as "sandwiches")

Baguette, some savoury spread/pâté, ham, perhaps salami, egg slice, slices of vegetables (bell pepper, pickle, tomato...)

Very popular party food, especially on New Year's Eve.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The outer edges (and the shade) of the green make me think green olives, not avocado.I would think maybe prosciutto, a spreadable white cheese (cream, goat, brie), green olive, black olive.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Prosciutto, mozzarella, big green olive, little black olive?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I think it’s cream cheese and ham but otherwise correct.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Might just be green and black olives

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Thanks, eye hate it

Edit: they really changed the title on me. It was "thanks, I hate it"

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Looks delicious, I don't see a problem.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

This mother fucker changed the title from "thanks, I hate it"

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Eyester: double yes