despite reading the last one as the mintor harassing me(not in a sexual way)
i fully expected the response
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Sounds like a pretty standard D&D party
I am my own worst enemy, what will they do with me?
cherish and support you, thus slaying your inner strife
... I'll start a service for the things they won't do.
ÜbetFööks™®© - hire real professionals that will do what no others will, no questions asked they will have sex with your dishes, and your laundry, and those UberFeat people now trapped in that minotaur sex dungeon of yours.
Awww, lil baby minotaurs!! :)
The only weakness of mini minotaurs is Tartar sauce.
Wasn't illicit sex with cows basically the Minotaur's origin story?
With a bull actually, way back when gods were still creative with their curses.
Wouldn’t even be a whole bestiality then.
Indeed
I've got this really big stable that needs de-poopification...
they will Divert a river into your stable
Is there an Oglaf comic for this
Oglaf started off as a legit porn comic but then they figured out they're actually geniuses at writing jokes. This is a great example; there's no spoken punchline here, just his face.
sauce?
haha that was fantastic thanks haven't read oglaf in probably a decade
Do I get to watch?
You put 20 gold in the tip, you can watch whatever you like.
Only with uberfeats+
The slaying? Yes. The sex? Probably not.
Dang!