Post funny things about programming here! (Or just rant about your favourite programming language.)
Take the passive-aggressive nerd approach:
Start a niche online movement that only cares about one aspect of computing and convinces people all their problems are caused by your pet peeve
let the company dig its grave
create a FOSS alternative
sell a premium version for businesses (it includes phone support and management-friendly marketing matetials)
congrats, you are now the de facto standard software in your field
I have a coworker who thinks I'm this guy cuz it's apparently absurd for us to add the 5 most popular dependencies on the planet to our environment and I'm sentencing us to the doom of dependency hell.
So you use SharePoint as well? Hahaha
Yes, most of my jobs have had people who take vacation.
Oh I hate that
Dude, I'm so bad at arguing in zoom so the guys that push for that shit get their way. Fml.
Have you considered you're just bad at arguing in general and it's not the medium?
Difficult to punch coworkers in their face in zoom
Well of course I know him, he is me... I haven't found a job yet but this post pretty much sums a lot my personal projects.
Personal projects = it'll work until it doesn't
Professional projects = I'm hiding in the MDF hoping no one finds me
"Every dependency is an asset. Every dependency is a liability."
Sums up every Node project I've had the displeasure of looking at. The lock file being the only thing holding the twisted web of versions keeping that franken-app running between a minefield of incompatibilities and buggy hacks.