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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Forgot the orange

[–] [email protected] 15 points 9 months ago

Nice glock bro

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

No burger the size of a child's heads or at least a couple shower twinkies? As a european, I am disappointed.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

There is no such thing as a shower Twinkie, but I think you're on to something and should contact the Hostess company.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Fake, I don't see a pick-up truck.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago

The shower is in the back seat.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They don't make showers that big. Not even public showers.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

My reaction was: Nothing wrong with that, but I might not have my pistol in the shower. The moisture will cause the slide to rust.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

I much prefer the full size Glock 17 in my shower over the Glock 19. I feel the Glock 19 is a much better carry gun where as the 17 has the extra velocity to stay on target from my shower to the front door.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

Where is the SUV mall crawler, or is this photo from inside?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What about the average American grower?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

They don't need the gun.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What's the jar under the cigarettes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago
[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Cocoa butter.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Just like saying all Germans are Bavarians

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Calm down. Have a Pabst Blue Ribbon.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

I’m hungover from Guiness

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

HELL YEAH, BROTHER!!!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 9 months ago

I'm just wondering how you got into my shower

[–] [email protected] 17 points 9 months ago

You only bring the one lit cigarette in with you, and the shower gun is in a waterproof box attached to the wall. We care for our guns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 9 months ago

The gun is just there to exfoliate.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 months ago

I used to smoke in the shower in the ‘70s. Loved it.

I also had a roommate who had to get up at least once per night to smoke.

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