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Lab grown meat already exists. The same processes could easily make human meat without harming the human.

I'm fairly certain this will at some point lead to a social media fad of people trying, well, people. It seems like every possible stupid action has already been turned into one at this point https://eu.app.com/story/news/world/2024/03/07/what-is-tiktok-chroming-trend/72879475007/

Onlyfans creators already sell stuff like toenail clippings and bathwater https://kotaku.com/belle-delphine-onlyfans-paypal-pornhub-bath-water-1851491916

Wouldn't be difficult to imagine people buying meat made of their favourite creator. What they do with it is between them and their god.

"Do you really want to eat Bella Thorne's ass? Well, for just $19.99 you can fry up a small part of it!"

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The problem is that the lab-meat probably wouldn’t taste the same as the human-meat. I’m reasonably confident that the (minimum) 18 years of living the OF person would have to do impacts and changes the quality and taste of flesh.

It’s possible that the lab-meat would taste like the OF person did when they were a baby… but that opens a whole new door of moral and ethical and legal issues.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Maybe, but the fact that it's genetically the same would be the main selling point.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Why bother just make a brainless clone and put an ai in it. Its not human so it has no rights?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

It's the only true vegan meat - given with consent.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Unfortunately I think Bella Thorne has stopped doing only fans :,(

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I have no idea who she is, I just Googled popular Onlyfans creators because I didn't want to reference the only one I knew again which was Belle Delphine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I commend your commitment to keeping the bit fresh

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Thank you, it just felt right

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Devastating

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I hate to say it, but you’re probably right. 🤢

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

There will no doubt be a line of the wealthiest people selling their sole for a profit.

I don't think this is what was implied when we said to "eat the rich", though. Or "bootlicker" and "ass kisser".

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

...selling their sole for a profit.

Ah, I see what you did there 🦶

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Zuckerberg will do a video of him smoking some thot's ass meat. With Sweet Baby Ray's, of course.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

There was that artist back in the early 2000s who made caviar from her own eggs.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The problem is though is who tf would wanna do that (eat it)

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

the same people who bought the bath water, I guess

[–] [email protected] 45 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

So you kind of miss the obvious long term application in this scenario: buy a totally realistic dildo clone of my penis, buy a clone of my boobs etc. A step beyond just meat but the more realistic application of this technology in the sex world.

I think they'll be eating their favourite onlyfans creators, just not in the way you're suggesting.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Wait, would my dildo clone have a foreskin? Would the fake be more real than the real thing?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Yea, I hit on that same thought later in another comment.

https://feddit.uk/comment/10436226

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And how do you keep that from deteriorating and decaying? It would be meat after all and meat has the nasty property to get really bad in very short time without a living body attached to it keeping it fresh.

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Well planned obsolescence is a good thing for the content maker - the customer has to buy it again if they like it. The ultimate DRM?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Okay, if you phrase it that way then it is a feature not a bug 🤔😄

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