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[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Dr Pepper. But I don't really go to bars. Maybe that's obvious.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Gin & Tonic. Feels like a drink. Bonus if I get a cocktail onion.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

Manhattan, Old Fashion, or draft

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Never had a beer that I liked. There are some I can tolerate, but none of them are actually enjoyable. So I usually go for cocktails, either a gin and tonic or a Moscow mule.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Just a lager idc

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

A locally brewed IPA and a Juttertje (Dutch herbal bitters, a bit like JΓ€germeister but much better)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I'm gonna be honest, I didn't know IPA was a beer and thought you were drinking isopropyl alcohol at first

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Beer is for pussies. Nothing beats the after taste of pure blue spirits. /jk

IPA stands for Indian Pale Ale. It was brewed with and excessive amount of hops, so the beer would survive the long trip to India without getting a bad taste (so the taste would turn good after the long trip in different climates). It turned out, some idiots (like me) like the weird taste of the pre-travel beer to India. Bitter sweet. Weissen was invented because a monk forgot a keg outside the monastery during winter which partially frozen, but tasted surprisingly good. Champagne was invented because a farmer wanted to speed up the process and tried the wine during the fermenting process instead of waiting and discovered it had bubbles.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

If it's a brewpub or similar, I tend to go for darker beers. And since the "All Craft Beers Are IPAs Now Act Of 2018" was signed into law I have just stopped going to brewpubs entirely.

If you're going to open a bottle or can for me it's probably going to be cider, though I notice the ciders that bars tend to stock are trending in an acidic and heartburn inducing direction so I don't walk in there as often anymore.

I'll order a neat bourbon unless it's hot/I've been working hard then I'll order a whiskey and coke.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Water because I'm a raging alcoholic

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Water because anything else is too damn expensive

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

That too, I can't believe some of my friends bar tabs. Who drops a couple hundred bucks a night in this economy? Many people, that's who.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Long Island. They're made a variety of ways and can taste anywhere from just short of lemonade to dish soap.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago

Nice bar: whatever menu cocktail or specialty product looks good.

Okay bar: Amaro/mezcal if they have it, gin/rum if they don't.

Not very good bar: beer or cider

Bad bar: bottle beer. No cans, mixers, or taps, and well pours only if truly desperate.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Mojito. Because I like it and I am a creature of habit.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Bourbon sour, unless it's a good bar, then a margarita. If it's really not a good bar, like at a concert then vodka cranberry or whiskey pineapple.

But at like a restaurant bar, mid tier, a bourbon sour.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Beer, or if I don't want beer then I order a tequila tonic. It's easy for the bartender and it's like a light margarita.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Four Roses or Maker's Mark old fashioned. Basil Hayden or Old Overholt Rye if they don't do cocktails.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Lemon drop martini! Love lemons, love sugar, tolerate vodka!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

A beer. I live in a movie.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Quince cider if they have it, but typically they don't, and I end up buying it for myself at expensive prices, which one might argue is a good buffer. It has a natural tingy taste (for me anyways) and an non-static level of alcohol content, which is true of cider in general.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago

Good bar: Old fashioned or Wine

Medium bar: Whiskey Sour or Mohito depending on mood/weather/company

Cheap bar: Something sweet with rum or simply beer

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Something bitter and not too sweet, whatever they have. At home I make bourbon and soda with a splash of orange bitters or change it up with a different spirit.

I like bitter and don't really like sweet. Adding club soda makes the drink stretch farther and reduces dehydration. If I order drinks neat I drink them too fast, drink too many, and end up paying for it with my wallet and my headache.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) (1 children)

Bourbon and Coca-Cola Classic w/ice Sometimes a double.

Why: I want a cocktail that can get me drunk quickly. The coke is sweet and masks the disgusting alcohol flavour.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Try Dr. Pepper and bourbon. So good!

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 months ago (3 children)

A gimlet, an old fashioned cocktail that a lot of bartenders have never even heard of before. Its a fun litmus test of the knowledge and skill of the bartender, and really tasty and refreshing if made right.

Its just gin and lime syrup, about a 2 or 3 to 1 ratio, shaken with with lots of ice and served neat.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Isn't this more of a litmus test of whether or not they have lime cordial in stock?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

Should be made with lime juice and simple syrup. Both ingredients every bar will have.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

I think its pretty standard stock in a bar, I've never had someone not have it. There are other drinks with lime flavor too.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

You can make it to order with just lime juice and sugar. Never had a complaint.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

That sounds delightful!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Hail my gimlet brother! I've gotten back into these in a major way over the last couple of years for the exact same reasons.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

My favorite drink is usually a crisp white wine like Pinot Grigio but I’ll order a Sazerac or Old Fashioned (or a specialty cocktail) at nice places. At a dive bar or music venue or whatever, I typically stick to gin and tonic or vodka soda, the main reasons being just that they’re simple for a busy bartender to make and also don’t make me as miserable the next day.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

Lagavulin 12y, double, neat.

Laphroig or Ardbeg will do in a pinch.

If they don't have any islay single malt whiskys, then usually cheap bourbon.

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