This guy needs the futuristic protection I saw in some crime documentation.
this post was submitted on 02 Jul 2024
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Dogs are starting to learn how to draw. Wild stuff.
Man just tryna provide for his family. Damn kids.
My dude lookin' like the surface of Europa.
Oh wow, that's awesome. I've been reading the 2001: A Space Odyssey trilogy, which centers around Jupiter and Europa, so this helps me visualize the moon! It's way more cracked with streaks of red than I imagined.
Weren't there four books in that series?
You're right! 3001: The Final Odyssey. I only have the first three so I didn't realize there was a fourth. Thanks for mentioning it!
To be fair, I think it's an enhanced image. Actual moon color is more subdued if I recall. But the enhanced images are always what come to mind for me 😊
I see where they were going with this
Was he vandalized too?
~~BOY!~~ GIRL!
How could you possibly not be woken up by this?
when you come home after a 10 hour shift and just fall on the couch and sleep so you can get up enough energy to eat dinner and kiss your wife
Where 10 hour shifts still are a thing.
I choose to work ten hour shifts so I don't have to work Fridays! It's not always a bad thing.
Europe, USA, probably elsewhere too.
10-hour shifts are very common in the US. Working 50 hours a week is fairly common, though sometimes people work four 10-hour days instead of the usual five 8-hour days that people know as a "9 to 5 job."
I was recently looking at a job listing where they were hiring for 2 shifts of the same role. The first was 50 hours a week working 10-hour days from 7am to 5pm, and the second shift worked 42 hour weeks with four 9-hour days where you worked from 3pm to midnight and then a shortened 6 hour day on Fridays. These kinds of schedules are the norm in manufacturing and logistics jobs, and in my experience, the higher your salary and the more senior your role, the fewer hours you're expected to work. And you might even get benefits like vacation time and sick days/pay!
Bro I've been working 12 hour shifts basically my whole career
Where are 10 hour shifts not a thing? Has there been some wierd place where shifts have gotten shorter dispite people being unable to afford anything?
Regularly? Not here. There may be workarounds for exceptional circumstances.
oh in the united states they can legally work us to death it's capitalism++ over here
homie in the pic is wearing a Raiders jersey so probably in the states.
Doesn't mean that's the truth to the photo but it's an educated guess, as he mentioned he had to work overnight which probably meant a double shift or similar.
Still, he has wife, daughter and dog, so...
Graffiti ain't vandalism. I stand by the defendant.
#freedoggo
That dog looks guilty as hell.
Every dog I've ever had would look guilty when harsh tones were used, regardless of whether the dog had done anything wrong.
He tried to stop her, but couldn't.