We get it lemmy, there's a lot of dudes here with long hair. I think we all already knew that, but it's nice to confirm? Anyway, you can stop now.
this post was submitted on 28 Jun 2024
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When did adults stop being able to form coherent sentences?
...with it
O. O dear.
This is good. Do things to break arbitrary school bullshit
Giggity
Finnaly, a Debbie who isn't a downer!
I have long hair, but thankfully this is not applicable as I am a man.
Who said guys couldn't be tired up.😉😉
The sign, but i'm listening😏
S&M in da house
nice
Damn Debbie.
Oooh yeah
Look, I don't make the rules.
Just the signs 😉
If they’re a company that deals in exposed machinery where hair can be caught in running, then good for them. It’s protective. Being essentially called isn’t fun for anyone.
If they’re not- then fuck them.
That's not what it says though. It says that the girl must be tied up if they have long hair.
Yeah. That was explained to me. I’m not good at subtle humor. So I didn’t get it at first.
But this isn't how you read that?
I didn’t get the point (or joke) of it until after when it was pointed out to me.. I don’t pick up on things like that easily. Figured I’d leave my original statement up as an homage to my inability to detect subtle humor.
You're the straight man in a comedy duo. :)
But then it applies to everyone with long hair.
Yeah I'm a metal dude who works in a chemistry lab. We exist.
Food service as well.
I feel like tying people ip just for having long hair is a bit much, but I am also into rope play so whatever
I didn’t even catch that! Damn you ASD!
fellow ASDer: took me awhile to learn how to read subtext. Lots of practice and weird ideas. Now it's almost automatic and I've forgotten what ideas I've used (remembered one, a " mental workbench"). Except now masking is my obsession and it feels like 60-70% of my brain is dedicated just to "decoding" everything I hear (i.e. figuring out unspoken intent) ...
Yeah ... I'd rather have just never learned this to begin with, haha ... too exhausting ...
Wow! It does sound exhausting. Thanks for sharing that though.
Just settled all my lawsuits, fuck-you, Debbie!
Kinky
Got to keep your hair out of the spinning mavhinery like a lathe those can scalp you or just suck you in and if it can cut metal it rarely cares about flesh and bone
Not as kinky
Me, who hasn't cut my hair in very close to a decade now: can boys be included too? 🥺👉👈
Me neither! It reaches from my nostrils down past my lips.
The old nosetache!
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