Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
Be nice.
No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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Out of Office (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 101 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Take two weeks vacation. Get paid.
Miss two weeks of work. Get paid.
Get fired. Get two weeks severance and unemployment.

Homie quit and got six weeks pay plus unemployment benefits.

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[–] [email protected] 148 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Or he's dead.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Livin the dream.

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[–] [email protected] 149 points 4 months ago (8 children)

Me, dead, deleting all my social media to make it a big mystery or something.

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