I mean, who hasn’t carved and stacked ten-ton rocks into perfect form-fitting shape? Heck when i was but a wee lad, me and the boys would knock out fifty or sixty a day, down at ye olde Quarry ‘n Carry. Build huge town walls and knock ‘em down a week later. Then we’d invent agriculture and see who could spit the farthest.
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Maybe they really did independently discover some masonry! We will never know!
Individual cultures coming up with the idea of carving and stacking stones? Independently? Without the help of aliens or an Aryan progenitor race?
“I like to stack. I want to go to an ancient civilisation now. No, now!”
Remarkable feats of engineering that are recreated by children every day with blocks of wood.
Truly baffling indeed.
Okay, but we haven't ruled out the possibility that the children are being trained by aliens.
Well if they could do me a solid and teach me how to use Unity in my sleep that would be fucking ace.
Nah, the aliens are too smart to use Unity after that run-time licensing bullshit they pulled last year.
Hey, listen. They're a hyper-advanced space faring super race, but they've still got limits.
::: spoiler Jagged tiny metal saw causes walls to open baffling Facebook users.