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[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

The babies have evolved past tin foil

[–] [email protected] 36 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Honestly, the first thing that came to mind when I saw the picture was that her son made her a crown, and she was proudly rockin' it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

That's exactly what happened.

Source: am a parent that wears whatever my kids make for me.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 months ago

I mean that's probably what happened but you can't get insta likes without a wacky ass story

[–] [email protected] 13 points 2 months ago

I'm waiting for the day someone wears a tinfoil hat specifically to protect only their head from beta radiation from something stupid like a pile of slightly radioactive rocks from a mine.

It would just be so funny to demonstrate an actual use, but not care about covering the test of your body lol.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 2 months ago

A little mind control in their life builds character

[–] [email protected] 59 points 2 months ago (1 children)

thinks mind controlling radio waves are a legitimate threat that needs to be protected against

doesn't take steps to also protect their young children from that danger

classic

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Insert that photo of a pregnant lady smoking while talking to the news about how something else is making her concerned for her kids.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago (3 children)

Morons always procreate and it's been holding back the rest of the human race since the beginning of time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

You're about one step away from eugenics lol

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

No, no I am not.

I said nothing about what intelligence the kids get, all I said is stupids people are more likely to procreate due to less critical thinking and long term planning, thus creating a sort of cycle. I’m talking behavioral and developmental barriers coupled with economic pressure

Nothing at all to do with genetics.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 2 months ago

I’d say one step away from an Idiocracy reference, two steps from eugenics, lol.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you define intelligence? What evidence do you have that intelligence is genetic?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

You’re putting words in my mouth, I said nothing about what intelligence the kids get, all I said is stupids people are more likely to procreate due to less critical thinking and long term planning, thus creating a sort of cycle. I’m talking behavioral and developmental barriers coupled with economic pressure

Nothing at all to do with genetics.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Malthus is that you???

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Could just be that her kids made it for her and she obliged them by wearing it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Did the kids also ask her to protect herself from mind control?

Jokes aside, others have gone through her content and this is likely just satire

[–] [email protected] 53 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Don’t worry, children are under the control of their parents until they turn 18

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Well, if you get to remove one digit a year I'll still have my thumbs. I guess.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago

I'll keep both big toes thanks!

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