Maybe true but water is essentially free around here apartment doesn't charge we have plenty of water. 30 min showers are minimum for me
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30mins!? Surely you are much faster being bald and all.
I do the I don't want to shower then when i am in I never want to leave.
Not going for speed but love the rain pouring over me and feeling warm without being sweaty and uncomfortable.
I’m the problem. I take 30 min+ showers. It’s my best place to cry and think about my life.
To be honest, most of my shower thoughts are actually "shitting on the toilet" thoughts.
My toilet is in my shower room so I suppose that would only be two meters from the truth. Close enough.
I'm blessed in this regard by living in the rainiest city in Europe. It has it's downsides, but hey... free water.
Wales by any chance?
Bergen, Norway. But we have stong competition from the British isles :)
Bergen, or is there a Scottish city that has more rain?
Bergen :)
Depends on the definition of "wasting"
There's always a way to spend less water, even less than you currently do.
But normally spending more water translates to comfort, as well as better washing.
It's how dishwashers work: more cycles = more rinsing, then later rinse it all off.
You could do a quick pre-wash, then a long cycling of water, and lastly a rinse with clean water.
Are you limited to either having a thought or moving your body at any given time? I hope you don't drive cars or perform other activities that require more than zero thoughts at once.
I just had a shower and while I was in there I was thinking about how I could become more like you. Could you give me some advice please?
That's very astute of you but have you ever had a shower in under two minutes and washed your whole body? There isn't much time to think past the focus of scrubbing, rinsing and ensuring maximum water goes into the bucket.
You must be truly exceptional.
have you ever had a shower in under two minutes and washed your whole body?
Yes. My first thought was whether there may be a "best practice" way of showering efficiently and which professions may have suggestions on that (either jobs that are very time-constrained or jobs that are tight on resources?) and whether there were more effective ways of catching the water than a bucket (maybe some elaborate tarp placement? probably not feasible. the ultimate tarp placement would be one just around the body like one of the shields in star trek or star wars. maybe one of those bubble soccer balls upside down filled with water and one showerer? rolling down a hill in a plastic hamster ball full of water would be fun. also terrifying and basically dynamic waterboarding, but fun) and that was when the two minutes ended.
I bet astronauts are great at showering.
To absolutely minimise the water usage you could do a more old school "shower" by just putting some water in a bucket with a sponge.
- Put some water on your body with a quick sponge rinse.
- Apply soap.
- Use sponge to rinse off soap.
Then later use the bucket as toilet refill.
So, when you take a shower, all you think is "scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub, rinse, rinse, rinse, rinse"?
When I shower, it's all pretty automatic and muscle memory kinds of actions. My mind wanders all over the place, usually while listening to music /podcasts /audio books, but rarely do I think about the actual act of bathing.
Thoughts taken:
Is the water running into the bucket when heating?
Is the water warming yet so I can get my head under comfortably and wet it to get shampoo in?
Quick, get the shampoo rub it in before I need to add cold so I don't get burnt.
Water is perfect now, that's nice. Turn and rub it in.
Is it warm enough in the bathroom so I can afford to turn off water and lather myself?
Ok, now i'm lathered, let's get those hard to reach places.
Turn on the water. Try to aim for taps to be at the same position so I don't get burnt. (I have temperature variation from solar hot water)
Rinse, quick, let's rinse. Dont fall over the bucket Gnugit!
Turn off taps now and quick, dry your hands so you can reply to Sprunt on lemmy.
Oh, the shower timer only says ~1/4 of 4 minutes this time, that was efficient.
Hmm, maybe I can finally make a post to c/showerthoughts...
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