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[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Gym session this evening and had some young dude call me 'sir'.

I was puzzled until my son informed me that the young bloke was probably scared of me.

Perhaps I should learn to smile more.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I've decided to turn off the alarm for tomorrow morning. Still going to bed shortly, but after this morning's migraine, I'm going to sleep in a little.

Goodnight guys ❀️

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Goodnight homey. Have a good and restful night.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

for a second i wondered why you’re calling him β€œhoney”

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You deserve a sleep in, you've been doing awesome! Enjoy!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

My aunt and uncle have been clearing out some old alcohol they weren't gonna drink.

There's buttscotch schnapps, vodka, two bottles of Jaegermeister (one with shit glasses), and some gin (which I have turned into a gin and tonic with cucumber).

Oh, and Kahlua, Sambuca, and Galliano. And my other aunt got me a lovely exxy bottle of wine with glasses as well.

I don't think I'll need to buy alcohol for a long while.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Put the Jager in the freezer and enjoy the bounty of German ingenuity.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Ok. Cum fuck me shots cowboy shots are half butterscotch and Irish cream. Sambuca and Galliano are straight down the hatch..

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

I’ve always known them as Cock Sucking Cowboys. Having flashbacks.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Oh yeah. They're the ones. Lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Don't the cock sucking ones have banana liquor in them? Otherwise they're just cowboys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Cum fuck me shots

'Allo 'allo...what's all this then eh?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Defs got mild hypothermia slurpee brainfreeze after that sunset solstice swim. Worf it though:

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Worf it

Qapla'

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

So I improvised with a mic stand

It is an ipad stand. Originally.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Indeed. I am an innovator.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Happy Friday cobbas. I got up on time this morning and decided to rug up and WALK to work at 7:45am - and feeling really proud of myself! It's only 2kms and almost a straight line basically. Unsurprisingly, I feel a whole lot better than I would've today given the amount of work that's turned up on my plate. I will definitely be doing it again, great way to roll some exercise into the day, like I used to before I had a licence and car.

Back home and had the energy to put together a kung pao chicken with mock meat. Still got a fair bit of pep in my step which is unusal. Putting together my to do list and this weekend will involve a whole lot of Adult Responsibilities. I was gonna catch up with a friend to break it up but they've got the 'vid so I wonder what else I could do instead (that doesnt involve a screen) so I don't feel like the weekend is all work and no fun.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I get real warmed up cooking dinner then eating.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I love singing this song and changing the words to make it sound creepy.

https://youtu.be/yQHhqDRn4_c?si=53RiZJTG_0QpCDH1

I am woman who will fight for your honour. I'll be the hero you're dreaming of.

Makes it even better with sound effects on the mic.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

I know the wrong words to Summer of 69 due to Broadmeadows speed metal band Kurgan's cover: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5q4pd-fbYIc starts at 11:38.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

I grew up in Broady.

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