29gb of porn? Did you just discover the internet fucking yesterday?
this post was submitted on 20 Jun 2024
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I clear mine out every 2 tbs
Helps keep it fresh
Less than 30gigs? Do you have only two flicks?
Nothing says land of the free like porn being illegal in half the states.
Getting your masturbatory material from pornhub is for normies. Real degenerates are home free on account of the relative obscurity of our sources.
As an avid porn user, I can't remember the last time I went to pornhub for any reason.
Blue states and blue ball states.
mine is almost entirely images, and it's like 50GB.
You gotta pump up those numbers homie.
Also it's manually sorted, get fucked.
MetArt?
nah, furry porn
You think those preppers were just storing water bottles and bullets?
Nah man. They gotta be self sufficient. Of course they are stocking chicken chokers, noodle floggers, and meat beaters.
Rookie numbers 
Yeah, (O)OP is such a rookie they probably call it Homework, which is a well-known trick. The correct stealth strategy is a directory called linux_malware_test_vm_imgs containing archives such as
clamav_analysis_cumulative.tar
CVE-2022-4907_ffmpeg_backdoor.tar
CVE-2024-3094_xz_backdoor.tar
CVE-2024–2961_php_24yo_chinese_string_insertion.tar
gimp_2022-11-01_trojan.tar
löve2d_hump_bundle.tar
löve2d_pölygamy_crash.tar
löve2d_yaoui.tar
malwarebytes_tarball_anal.tar
qt_vuln_sql_6.3.0.tar
tcp_heading_segment_length_handling_overflow.tar
Back in the 90s I had a Zip disk labeled homework with porn on it. My little brother had a similar disk, but he kept it in his underwear drawer and got caught. Then our dad locked down our AOL accounts. I didn't find this fair, so I installed a keylogger, grabbed my dad's password, and unlocked my account.
My parents were not amused when I told them about this 20 years later when I found out my dad was still using the same password for his wifi.
Nice. Proud of you, keep it up.
That's the idea.
You have an entire drive dedicated to pr0n ? Well, my humble collection is 1.1TB and it accounts for 3weeks, 3 days and 22 hours of continuing watching. Data hoarding and porn additions combine in a sort of cocktail combo...
I'm not a resident of the US, is it just PH? 'Cause that just means it'll get lower visits and other sites will be promoted up instead. So ultimately a useless law?
Edit: So not just ph, cool good luck enforcing that throughout the internet
Correct, this law only affects the sites that care about those states' laws. The alternatives are probably uncountable in number, not hard to find.
I'm so pissed. I organized all my favorite porns in an encrypted folder and thought it would be funny to use a hilarious password (that I've never used before). Then a week pass and I need to unlock the folder For Academic Purposes and realized I has COMPLETELY FORGOT THE PASSWORD! I've been trying for a month now with no success. FML. I got some personal stuff in there too.
Time to start you collection anew.
Got a few of "personal stuff" in there too. That's what I miss the most. Can't replace something like that.
Well i guess it is a good lesson to pick a passwort you either remember or have in a password manager. Also make backups.
What's the encryption program?
It's on Android called "Solid Explorer" (I use the paid version).
Try "homework"
Use a password manager bro
I do have Bitwarden for all my accounts and stuff. But who would have thought to manually save something like that? I'm fucking STUPID!
Yeah, who would think to save a password to their password manager?
Hence the "STUPID" in all caps.
Just my pictures folder is bigger than that
I would bet these fucking assholes go on and blame "tHe LeFt" for this in their entirely Republicans run states.
They probably claim pornhub deserves it for hosting trans porn.
The problem is, now they don't know where to find trans porn.
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