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[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

29gb of porn? Did you just discover the internet fucking yesterday?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I clear mine out every 2 tbs

Helps keep it fresh

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Less than 30gigs? Do you have only two flicks?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

Nothing says land of the free like porn being illegal in half the states.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

Getting your masturbatory material from pornhub is for normies. Real degenerates are home free on account of the relative obscurity of our sources.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

As an avid porn user, I can't remember the last time I went to pornhub for any reason.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Blue states and blue ball states.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

mine is almost entirely images, and it's like 50GB.

You gotta pump up those numbers homie.

Also it's manually sorted, get fucked.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

nah, furry porn

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

You think those preppers were just storing water bottles and bullets?

Nah man. They gotta be self sufficient. Of course they are stocking chicken chokers, noodle floggers, and meat beaters.

[–] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, (O)OP is such a rookie they probably call it Homework, which is a well-known trick. The correct stealth strategy is a directory called linux_malware_test_vm_imgs containing archives such as

clamav_analysis_cumulative.tar
CVE-2022-4907_ffmpeg_backdoor.tar
CVE-2024-3094_xz_backdoor.tar
CVE-2024–2961_php_24yo_chinese_string_insertion.tar
gimp_2022-11-01_trojan.tar
löve2d_hump_bundle.tar
löve2d_pölygamy_crash.tar
löve2d_yaoui.tar
malwarebytes_tarball_anal.tar
qt_vuln_sql_6.3.0.tar
tcp_heading_segment_length_handling_overflow.tar
[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Back in the 90s I had a Zip disk labeled homework with porn on it. My little brother had a similar disk, but he kept it in his underwear drawer and got caught. Then our dad locked down our AOL accounts. I didn't find this fair, so I installed a keylogger, grabbed my dad's password, and unlocked my account.

My parents were not amused when I told them about this 20 years later when I found out my dad was still using the same password for his wifi.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nice. Proud of you, keep it up.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

That's the idea.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

You have an entire drive dedicated to pr0n ? Well, my humble collection is 1.1TB and it accounts for 3weeks, 3 days and 22 hours of continuing watching. Data hoarding and porn additions combine in a sort of cocktail combo...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I'm not a resident of the US, is it just PH? 'Cause that just means it'll get lower visits and other sites will be promoted up instead. So ultimately a useless law?

Edit: So not just ph, cool good luck enforcing that throughout the internet

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Correct, this law only affects the sites that care about those states' laws. The alternatives are probably uncountable in number, not hard to find.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago (4 children)

I'm so pissed. I organized all my favorite porns in an encrypted folder and thought it would be funny to use a hilarious password (that I've never used before). Then a week pass and I need to unlock the folder For Academic Purposes and realized I has COMPLETELY FORGOT THE PASSWORD! I've been trying for a month now with no success. FML. I got some personal stuff in there too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Time to start you collection anew.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Got a few of "personal stuff" in there too. That's what I miss the most. Can't replace something like that.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 4 months ago

Well i guess it is a good lesson to pick a passwort you either remember or have in a password manager. Also make backups.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's the encryption program?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

It's on Android called "Solid Explorer" (I use the paid version).

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Try "homework"

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Use a password manager bro

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I do have Bitwarden for all my accounts and stuff. But who would have thought to manually save something like that? I'm fucking STUPID!

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, who would think to save a password to their password manager?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Hence the "STUPID" in all caps.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Just my pictures folder is bigger than that

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I would bet these fucking assholes go on and blame "tHe LeFt" for this in their entirely Republicans run states.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

They probably claim pornhub deserves it for hosting trans porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

The problem is, now they don't know where to find trans porn.

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