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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

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submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago (1 children)

your username shines in a new light after reading this.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Can't they just reduce the swelling?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (7 children)

At the risk of sounding like I have no idea what I'm talking about (because I don't).

Couldn't you perform a surgery to clamp the main vein, and then drain the blood out of the cock?

[–] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

That seems way worse than cutting the ring

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Just cut off the penis, remove the ring and then reattach the penis. Do I have to do everyone's job around here?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Slap a summer sausage in the middle there for extra length and it's win-win

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

The more you know.