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[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I don't have a hot take on this. I wear jeans all the time for protection from spiky plants, ticks and other ground-based hazards. The leading reason why I don't wear shorts is that.... I don't own any.

I couldn't possibly give any fewer shits if people saw my legs.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Only time I'm wearing pants.. is for work and for formal social gatherings. Everything else is shorts... However, I may need to re-evaluate that before I go off this week spraying weed killer. Ain't trying to catch cancer, nom sayin'?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I dunno if weed killer is going to be causing cancer, but sure.

Do what you want.

I'm mainly concerned with shit like the Lonestar tick which has a chance of making you allergic to red meat if you're bitten.

I mean, any tick sucks (pun intended), but that is just a whole new level of torture. I love steak. It's probably a big reason why I couldn't be vegan. Steak is just too good.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Supposedly Roundup and cancer are aligned. I don't know all the facts though.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

There are only two parts of me people ever compliment me on: my eyes and my calves.

I'm-a wearin' shorts.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (4 children)

Growing up in coastal California, the uniform for all genders was shorts and a hoodie, often of the Mexican variety.

Now I'm old and my shorts wearing habit is apparently dad mode.

Whatevs with the dad thing. Be comfortable.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

It's always amused me that there is this bizarre (to me) subculture that is militantly anti-shorts. It's always someone from like Scotland or New Hampshire. My dude, I'm not wearing pants in Florida from April to October unless I have a funeral, wedding (maybe!), court appearance, or in-person business event. And I'm only wearing socks if God appears and instructs me to do so in person--which, given I am entirely unreligious, isn't much of a risk.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Today is the first I've ever heard of anti shorts. The world is weird, man.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Same, and I hope it's the last too

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Actually, more context: my Floridian spouse is weirded out that I wear shorts in the cold, but I picked that up in a cold climate on a farm: my legs don't get cold, and wearing pants to throw hay at cows doesn't really check out.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Same here, but I'm from north of Sac. My wife doesn't understand the shorts with a hoodie combo.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Being comfortable IS Dad Mode.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

I do wear shorts, actually mostly skorts, but I'm never quite brave enough to wear them to work.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 4 months ago

Go get some sunshine and exercise. Your mom needs to vacuum your lair

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Everytime I wear shorts I end up walking through knee high spikey bush so I get the hate.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

i fucking love shorts because i can show off my meteoric thunder thighs to the world and slay the day

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago (2 children)

I have no idea why but for many years I felt this way too. Then it just went away and I have no idea why I would be embarrassed about my legs. Shorts are great!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Did you get a job as a postman?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Haha, nope, not this one too.

TBH I think I just became less self conscious and more confident about my body when I started exercising.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

This is how it happened for me too. I started lifting and now comfortably wear shorts short enough to show some thigh lol

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Did you perhaps become a father?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Does becoming a father make you less body conscious?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Sometimes...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

Not even close!

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