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[–] [email protected] 35 points 6 months ago (5 children)

I always knew that "misled" in books (pronounced mīzulled) and the spoken "misled" (mis-led) meant the same thing, but it took me until high school to figure out that mīzulled was only in my head.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

Also... fuck the cobbled together mess that is English.

Edit: some of it is regional pronunciations too

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago

I call this being bookish, pronounced "bockish"

[–] [email protected] 66 points 6 months ago (4 children)

This is 100% my girlfriend, and I take great pleasure in never correcting her, I find it charming.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 6 months ago (5 children)

Soft "ch" chimera just makes more sense to me.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 months ago (1 children)

As a French Canadian moving from Quebec to Ontario, that struggle was real.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Bonjour! Bienvenue à Ontario!

English is an absurd language, and something like 30% of English words are from old (Norman?) French. English is my first language and it just seems like pure chaos to me.

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[–] [email protected] 26 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Not me! I only read audiobooks, so I know how to pronounce all those $5 words!

(Just don't know what they mean or how to use them)

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 months ago (4 children)

Bold of you to trust the performer knows how to say the words.

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[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

in-ter-MINE-able / in-TERM-in-able

Is one that jumps to mind which I still cock up to this day, I feel a little called out 😂

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (4 children)
[–] [email protected] 13 points 6 months ago

Epitome is mine.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago

Omg I love hummus

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Did you pronounce it such that it would pair nicely with postpita and postolives?

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I don't see what's so humorous about that

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 months ago (1 children)

It's post-humor. That means you will get it in 3-15 working days.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 6 months ago

Oh that makes sense. Much salutations, my good acquittal.

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