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[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

A modest proposal for an hors d'oeuvres.

[–] [email protected] -5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Foie Gras is food. Aint nobody eating human liver, G.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Goes great with fava beans and a nice Chianti

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Speak for yourself

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I mean Foie Gras is literally fatty liver disease so, yes

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Or duck 🦆 but yes. Damn near broke up with an ex of mine when she asked me if I would be bothered by her ordering foie gras, and then explained what it is.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

thats the real purpose of the matrix.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

Hannibal Lector has entered the chat...

[–] [email protected] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Could be worse, at least you're not suffering from self induced ortolan, AKA the dish so degenerate that it is eaten under a cloth "to hide from the eyes of god such overwhelming decadence."

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

TIL!

The ortolan is served in French cuisine, typically cooked and eaten whole. Traditionally diners cover their heads with their napkin or a towel while eating the delicacy. The bird is so widely used that its French populations dropped dangerously low, leading to laws restricting its use in 1999. In September 2007, the French government announced its intent to enforce long-ignored laws protecting the bird

Ortolan Bunting

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

"Je commenccommence a le prendre et je lui suce le derrière" maïté

[–] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago (5 children)

At the time of this comment, 3 down voters. Who are these people? Anti foie gras people to the point of it being even mentioned gets a down vote? Heavy drinkers that hate French food? Ducks or geese that have opposable thumbs?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

They just hate that I'm right

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Lemmy is devolving to redditt-redux.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Shills for big foie gras?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

But a goose

[–] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago