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So. Without trauma dumping, I'll simply say my dad is a bad dad. What's a father's day gift that says "you're dead to me, but I'm still doing things to keep drama at bay"?

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

If you're REALLY sure that ignoring the day would open the floodgates for retaliation, I'd text him or give a generic card. If he's just gonna be angry and bitch at you, let him be angry and block his number.

If you're currently in an abusive situation and possibly in harms way I think this might be beyond Lemmy's paygrade, since we don't know what sets him off. But it's OK to play nice for the short term if it keeps you safe long enough to escape.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Something nice, that he likes.

Anything else and you are definitely not trying to keep the drama at bay.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

My MIL once gave me her old bathrobe as a Christmas gift. Don't think you can say how little you think of someone in gift form better than that. Yes I am serious. So I bought her a 10 dollar coffee gift pack and left the price tag on the next year.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I didn't think Father's Day gifts were that much of a standard thing. Most I've ever done is a text and maybe taking him to dinner or golfing.

So a "happy father's day" card if you need to get something

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

What's his issue? Give him something tangential.

Big drinker? Cheapest bottle opener or a nip of his favorite sauce.

Angry asshole? Get him a therapy ball.

The biggest thing my condescending asshole stepdad taught me was "Kill them with kindness". If you're kind in a backhanded way, it'll piss them off and you can feign innocence.

Personally I'd give him a box of dogshit

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Dead fish 🐟

[–] [email protected] 33 points 4 months ago (1 children)

you're dead to me, but I'm still doing things to keep drama at bay

To me it sounds like you're looking for drama

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

That's what I've been getting my dad. Haven't heard any complaints from him in years.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Can confirm, have a bad dad, father's day passes by without a word every year. That's a long term message. Last few years I didn't even realize it was father's day. If I got him anything it would mean I'm thinking about him

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

This is the way.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A fathers day card from the dollar store. Include a gift card from the same dollar store. Put no money on the gift card.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

Even better, buy a gift card for slightly more than the cost of the father's day card. Use the gift card to buy the card so the remaining value is an odd number so it's obviously used.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

I don't want to get too deep into your business but just to understand better what you're trying to communicate.... Please tell me if I get this right: there's current (not past) drama in your family and you think that not acknowledging father's day at all would feed into that drama (maybe your dad's reaction would be "see, you're all against me" and he'd play the victim or something like that) . On the other hand you also don't want to pretend everything is right with your father. So you want something to communicate "I don't want to be against you, but I certainly am not on your side either; I just want to be left alone and talk to you the strictly necessary amount of times". Is that it?

If that's the case, yes, the standard-est, humorless "happy father's day" card you can find, with nothing but your signature in it should convey that message pretty well. If you can't find anything, just a white one with a handwritten "happy father's day, [your name]" would do.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. I'm trying to stay close to my mom, and she's desperately trying to hold the family together, so if I don't do anything, he would play the victim and use my mom's hurt feelings against me. So I'm most likely going to just do something very generic, like you said.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You're in a situation you don't deserve, but you are trying not to make it worse for your mom. I think you rock! I wish you all the best

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

I recommend ghosting.

If he asks you about it, re-ghost him (oh I forgot? Anyways...).

[–] [email protected] 16 points 4 months ago

A short text the day after Father's Day. Then you did send something, it just wasn't timely or appreciative.

That said, I generally send my shitty dad a text on the actual day. It usually just says, "Happy Father's Day, have a good one." Last year I forgot to send one and then, when I remembered, chose not to.

TL;DR: do as much or as little as you want.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The cheapest card you can find with and leave the price sticker on.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Price sticker had me amused - I never thought of that!

Another suggestion is to buy a card in a different language. Or if it says Mother’s Day where you don’t even bother replacing β€œMother” with β€œFather”, but that might be a bit too intentionally mean so I would only send this depending on what kind of relationship and trauma that OP has.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A sample set of cheap shower gel.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Partially used, or missing one item out of the set.

And if you really want to drive it home, make sure he knows you kept the one item to use yourself.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

A plain white gift card with the following text maybe?

Hello father,

today is Father's Day. As your son I am expected to send you a gift card at least.

This is the gift card.

[Your first and last name]

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Holiday postcard from a place he doesn't like saying

Wish you were ~~here~~ there

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

"Wish you were here; wish I wasn't."

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Hell, Michigan lol

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Any of these passive aggressive comments and in addition something for yourself. Because you deserve it.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

A mug that says "Worst Sperm Donor" with an unactivated or emptied gift card to his favorite store.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago
[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Socks πŸ’―πŸ’―

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago

A mug, but the handle is too small to be comfortable

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

If you want to give a gift that's simultaneously very thoughtful AND a very shitty gift: buy him a pair of knee pads. Refuse to elaborate on why you bought them.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Drugs from the darknet delivered anonymously.

A blank card.

Best thing though is what others said, nothing.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

That sounds like a great gift though.

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