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[–] [email protected] -3 points 5 months ago

If that's all it takes to get you drunk then you are the lightest lightweight I've ever even heard of.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Soju is the same thing as what we used to call "fortified" wine like Great White. It lures you in with 20% alcohol being sneaky enough to not immediately buzz you like liquor which then lowers your guard until suddenly you're black-out drunk singing 80s Nami songs in the nearest noraebang. OH YEONG WON HAN CHINGU! OH HAENGBOK HAN MAEUM! OH JEUL GEO EUN INSAENG! YEAH!

[–] [email protected] 13 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Soju is literally wine strength. It's tasty for sure but it's not magic drunk juice any more than a bottle of Chardonnay.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I mean taking a, out of my as guess that looks slightly larger than your average beer bottle. So that is the equivalent to 3-4 beers.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Personally when I have it, I get a bottle of sprite, put both in my bigass water bottle, and have a grand ol' time.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

That's not at ALL what soju is like in my experience.

My noises are much more canine than feline!

[–] [email protected] 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)

ok so I don't really drink alcohol, but some online friends got me to try soju. Grabbed some from the store and... I don't get it. very much an alcohol taste to it. I can taste the plum in it, but it's just not that great imo.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

As an alcoholic, alcohol literally tastes bad and your brain only starts liking it once it recognizes the high. I mean it's literally ethanol, a poison

Much like weed smelling bad to non smokers

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I’m not an alcoholic, but used to drink wodka regularly when going out like decades ago. Even today when I smell non scented hand sanitizer, I can feel a little buzz in my brain.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (4 children)

As kid I thought beer tasted great and weed smelled divine.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Yeah gasoline smells great too

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unless it's fucking corona, which smells like armpits. Every time someone opens one I check if it's coming from me

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Lol. Fucking Corona. I don't mind the taste, but goddamn people love putting limes in those goddamn things and ruining a perfectly good beer.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Were your parents drunk druggies?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I believe that is quite uncommon haha

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Interesting. I grew up believing most people liked the smells lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Plum soju is a weapon of mass drunkeness

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Try this: https://amzn.eu/d/4AvcCcu

It's fruit sake, plum infused also, it does have an alcoholic feel to it but frankly barely tastes like alcohol at all.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Gotta drink it extremely cold. Still kinda tastes like alcohol (because it is alcohol) but way more easily drinkable.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Isn't that like 20% max? Gonna need a couple more bottles for this meme to make sense lol

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I came in to ask if there were actually people out there getting drunk before finishing a single (what is that, 500ml?) bottle of Soju!?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I had a good friend in college who had never touched alcohol before, finally convinced him to come out for a beer and he threw up wasted all over the table after 1 pint of beer

So it's possible lol

Also I think soju comes in 250ml?

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago

Yeah and of the entire subgroup they pick furry talk to be drunk? Near every one of those cat fuckers are alcoholics. At minimum triple this. To really get that meow meow talk you'd need to convince one of those teetotaler tiny girls to drink but you know she won't. Instead you're trying to get an alcoholic 190lb man named Blaze drunk enough to start that kitty babble? Try six lol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Yeah it’s usually after like a shit ton of bottles for the whole table then you start feeling silly. Soju is the best.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Does soju not taste like alcohol? I've never had it.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Unflavored and by itself, it's meh. But flavored and/or mixed in with yogurt drinks or calpico, it's dangerous.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

I've never had the flavored ones, but not really. It's actually a very smooth drink. It's a neutral spirit made from sweet potato so it tastes kind of like vodka, but without the bite because it's half the alcohol content.

[–] [email protected] 32 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This is flavored soju, which is usually around 10-12% abv and is sweetened. Very drinkable. Unflavored soju is a little less friendly if you don't like tasting alcohol.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Unflavored soju is my defense against drinking too much soju. I’ll have one bottle of that and be like “yep, I’m good”.

Meanwhile, everyone else is near the bottom of their second bottle of flavored soju and eyeing a third…

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I fucking LOVE soju

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