My local stadium hires a security company called DPS. I stopped one of them and said "y'all's comp is unbalanced, try sprinkling in some mages and tanks" and he had no idea what I was talking about.
Bystander laughed though so it wasn't wasted time.
this post was submitted on 12 Jun 2024
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Rogue main looking for his rogue soulmate to make the perfect gank couple
also consider polamory as you want the trifecta and maybe even an extra dps or two.
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I'm a plate DPS main and I married a healer. There is a lot of pressure to 'just tank' for her.
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more viable in the current meta
... the what?
They are making a joke equating real life romance to video games. The "current meta" refers to whatever class build/equipment load out is most powerful in the current version of the game.
Or whatever people think is the most powerful, at least. It's worth noting that the meta can often be wrong, and if you play what you enjoy, you might find yourself discovering something stronger.
Thank you both
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"Cosmonaut Marcus" makes sense now.
what do I do if I'm a healer
Prepare some side quests to give a potential mate, obviously. Then stand around in a light beam and wait.
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Or find another healer. That way when you introduce your healer partner, they can tell you what a waste you are.
Find a warrior or mage I guess?
This is gish propaganda. Nothing wrong with two barbs side by side soaking up damage together or two casters taking turns wiping the field from a tall spot.
Everyone could use a healer, though.
Healers aren't rare. We just roll with each other.
Was about to say, I'm a healer main who married a healer main. It has its perks