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[–] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago

Title mentions speaking italian

Not a single hand gesture anywhere

I've been duped

[–] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Looks like UiUa: uiua.org

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

We are so cooked

[–] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago (3 children)

You may not understand, but we do.
Questo segreto rimarrà custodito gelosamente dalla stirpe italica. ◉‿◉

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

No brother non possiamo tenere questo segreto fino alla fine

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Non c'è scelta, se l'ultimo italiano dovesse lasciarci, allora anche questa informazione dovrà lasciare l'umanità

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Perché no? Un' po' come il segreto per come preparare la pasta

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Lmaooo mi ha fatto ridere troppo!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

calls SISMI

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago

Rememeber, whenever you break one spaghetto you break one heart 💔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)

How about go die in a hole?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Taken literally, that implies you do care.

(To mitigate the pedantry: Given it's a rather dispassionate response in the context of a provocation, it is probably a very weak "care" though. Just because it's nonzero doesn't mean it's significant.)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Well, I couldn't care less. I missued the phrase on purpose.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Aw shite, I've been pedant-baited? GG

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago

it's fine :)

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Sad bopity boopities

[–] [email protected] 15 points 4 months ago
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