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Anon interviews for a job (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 4 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 4 months ago

OP lied in his interview. Always bad form to lie in an interview.

OP was clearly Tardy.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

je suis en retard

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Working (in French) with lot of people that are native English speakers, this one never gets old. We usually answer with "We know, that's why your wage is subsidized".

They usually come back at us when we say "Je suis fatigué"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

Everyone else in school was collecting good grades, while I was collecting tardigrades.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

I don't feel tardy.

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