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“a Pontiac Vibe with a huge check engine light in the back window and a cluster of bumper stickers that read: remember if you honk all you honk at me i will honk if you get any closer you have to i honk honk if you will if myself want honk if you have ever been personally victimized by honk”
I feel like with the right beat these lyrics are fire
Have you ever had a honk that you, um, you had, your, you- you honks, you'll honk, you- you honks, you honk, you honk him to honk you so much you honk do anything?
Have you ever had a dream that you, um, you had, your, you- you could, you’ll do, you- you wants, you, you could do so, you- you’ll do, you could- you, you want, you want him to do you so much you could do anything?
Vibe.
If you honk at me I will get aroused
honks lightly
Assuming this is in America, we're full of Honkies.
Undergoing severe semantic satiation here lads.
Remember, honk if you honk all you. If anything at me, I will honk honk. If you get any closer, I have to honk. If, if you will...if I honk myself, want honk if you have. Ever been personally victimized by honk? CHECK ENGINE. 🖕
No idea the message they are trying to convey there, but that sure is a vibe.
Untitled Pontiac Game.
I imagine a goose would have the worst road rage.
Actual photograph
Want honk
Say what you will, but this person absolutely knows what they're about.
"Have you ever had a honk where you, if you, you would, you could, you would honk you so much you could honk anything?
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I also have been personally victimized by honk!
Call Honk! Attorney at honk!
You said I could!
Just hiding a parking damage. Been there, done that too.
is this a car or a goose?
Honk Jesus honk
I had a strHONK trying to read those stickers.
Oh no it's HONKening!
that car is indeed a vibe
Oh, now I get it.
This whole post is a vibe
Needs the megahertz of the Pontiac horn in front of “vibe”.
what is this, Gamzee's car?
Other than you (if you have notifications turned on) there's gotta be close to 0 people who'll ever see this, but here's a link to the comic: https://falseknees.com/comics/247.html
Laughed like an idiot at this, thanks
did you mean "honk honk, honke"?
They really do have a sticker for everyone
This got some serious Bottom Gear vibes
Honk if you honk
I miss /r/InfoWarriorRides.
And whatever the less-crazy one was.
... and /r/SchizophreniaRides, the waaay crazier one.
InformedWarriorRide?
The big neon Check Engine light is a nice cherry on top
It's a GM product, it's factory
P0420 P0613
As an owner of two GM products, yep. Constant pains in my ass. You'd think I'd have learned after the first one.
That said, the Pontiac Vibe was the result of a collaboration with Toyota and, while the Pontiac Vibe and the Toyota Matrix aren't the exact same car, I believe all models of the Vibe did come with toyota-built engines.
All this to say, the Pontiac Vibe was one of GMs better products, because it was more Toyota than GM.
as someone who knows nothing about cars Pontiac Vibe sounds like a vibrator, wouldn't even be a first time a japanese vehicle company did both
Honk