Having your tabs trees in runtimedir on a rolling distro, so you have to clean up and save as bookmarks every weekend.
Or – living on the edge.
this post was submitted on 10 Jun 2024
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When you have more tabs than a pharmacy, it's time to worry!
Are you sure you want to close 208 tabs?
The Lord of the Tabs? Bilbo Tabbins?
The dwarves of yore made mighty tabs,
Windows open like unsightly slabs
In websites deep, where dark things creep,
In mother's basement beneath the hells.
I have more than 100 tabs open on my phone browser and it still works fine, so meh.
Tree Style Tabs are pretty great if you like having hundreds of tabs open: https://addons.mozilla.org/pt-BR/firefox/addon/tree-style-tab/
It slows down the browser though. I switched to sidebery.
Which forgots your tree sometimes.
Browser: "Are you gonna order somethin' kid!?" (all subsequent data streams to Google for future sale)
User: "Uh yeah, give me, gimme a tab."
Browser: "A tab. I can't give you a tab unless you order something!"
User: "But I'm jonesin for some saccharin ... not that newtra-schweddy or whatever it is"
Biff Yaml enters; sits two spaces down, feeling sexagesimal: "What are you looking at, BUTTHEAD!?" (all of his comments are one line)
Python Strickland enters: "User what are you doing? Four spaces are used for indentation. You got a real attitude problem, user; you're a slacker! You remind me of your dunder father when he went here; he was a slacker, too! Quack quack. (his package is poorly managed)
Linus Torvalds enters: heavy breathing ... curses in Finnish (Älykääpiö!) ... gits out
IBM Selectric: "Hold my beer .. and my ball"
Obnoxious neighbor kid walks in (a real ascii): Invokes char(11)/VT; sits on the floor. His Mylar balloon flies away, hits a high voltage line, and the power goes out.
Browser: "Well, looks like the milkshake machine's broken."
Teletype Model 28 looks up from drinking coffee and reading the morning paper tape: "I would like to be ... modified"
Doc Mill (nee' Rampazetto) enters: (shudders) "Momma bollocks!"
During this time, Helium was on a noble mission and did not react.
No clue what you're trying to say or what it is about, but it's funny!
Somewhere.. far in the future, a distant entity read this marvelously nonsensical opus & decided humanity wasn't always completely hopeless.
We have here with us, my fellow humans; a truly 'Hoopy Frood'..if I'm allowed to quote Douglas without seeming rude.
Jeezus crust
Man, I'm so glad my ADHD kicks in the other way with this
The only time I let myself get over 3/4 tabs is when I'm searching for an answer in documentation or downloading game mods or similar, middle-click a whole shitton of pages then go through them, but always close them when I'm done with them because otherwise how will I find anything?
My bookmarks are organized, but also contain links to pages that died 10 years ago so maybe I should clean that
What is your phone made of 32 gb ram
Inactive tabs are automatically unloaded, so they don't stay in RAM.
I think it might have exploded if I hit "undo"
Fr lmao
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