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[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

sky is just more Murdoch garbage

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 months ago

Sky is owned by Murdoch, but the news service is actually very good. At least, it is in the UK.

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[–] [email protected] 16 points 9 months ago

This isnt news.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I mean, I mix up my kid and my dog's names all the time. And they aren't the same species.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 months ago

That's why you name this half Marlin Jr, and that half Coral Jr

[–] [email protected] 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Change them both to Nina Tucker, problem solved

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Or dont. Thats just fucked up. Angrily up votes

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