Nah because milk is disgusting
this post was submitted on 08 Jun 2024
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Go sit in the corner and be mad by yourself then
Did y'all know you can't dunk oreos in chocolate milk? Like you can but it doesn't do anything to them they don't get soft!
Why not dunk it a second time, holding a different spot?
Yes, except replace milk with vodka.
Strangely, yes.
Is this a neurodivergent trait?
Me too.
if only Thetis had done what I do with Oreos and stuck a fork in to fully submerge!
Or get an invulnerable hand in addition to Achilles. Could be useful
I ever slightly apply pressure to the cookie while doing that. When the cookie splits it is time to nom
Thetis should have used tongs.
I like to completely dunk and wait for the bubbles to stop.
You're fuckin' up. Oreo in mouth dry. Milk next. Suck the air out to vacuum soak the Oreo. This also prevents impure milk.
Unless your goal is shitty milk.
wtf you on about? Cookie milk is second best, behind only cereal milk
Fucking heathens will burn. You have to learn to use the right amount of milk in cereal so none is left. Otherwise, pure milk is necessary to purge the vileness of the cereal milk.
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Pour cereal
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Pour milk
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Eat cereal
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Refill bowl
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Repeat 3 and 4 until finished
Ever tried your oreo method with cereal? No measuring and no soggy cereal!
Sounds time-consuming for cereals you have to half-sog.
Abomination!
You're eating the wrong cereal. Try the extra milk after a honey cereal, your life will change.
Abomination.
I don’t eat Oreos often, but when I do I kick it up a notch. I pour a glass of milk and keep dropping oreos in there til it’s full up to the top. Then I drink the milk and tilt the glass straight up causing the soggy sleeve of cookie mush to slowly slide down into my gaping maw.
I want to make it incredibly clear that we are mortal enemies and have been the day we both knew Oreos.
Don’t knock it til you try it!
Gahhhhh
*Gahhhhmmmmm
I only eat drowned Oreos too.
What is dead may never die!