this post was submitted on 15 Jan 2024
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean yeah, he likes to have dudes suck his dick, but that doesn't make him gay, the guys sucking him are gay, duh.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Beat the guy afterwards for being a dirty homo. That way nobody will think you're gay.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

it's okay if you suck a little dick, as long as you don't kiss him on the lips it's fine.

[–] [email protected] -1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Did someone really post this? In 2024?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

yeah, I thought we killed satire years ago!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

TIL therapists diagnose your sexuality.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

*guy walks in the room*

Therapist: *writes GAY in their notebook, underlines it*

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

"I know it. Your family knows it. DOGS know it!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

And I can stop anytime I want to, I'm telling you! (bawls: I'm straight, I promise you I'm so straight...)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Reminds me of that old post about how someone hated weed because it made them want to suck their friend's dick

[–] [email protected] 1 points 9 months ago

Find me this post please :D