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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

" - what lurks beneath all this water"

moar water

[–] [email protected] 42 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Just send the Netherlands to Q292640261046a, they’ll make quick work of all the water.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Eveyone:

The Netherlands: MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER. MUST POLDER.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

hey that's how you get an extra province, a larger main harbor and even palm and world islands in dubai

bagger bagger bagger

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

No love for Taupe Mars?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I've always been a fan of "Slickle", the Carbon planet covered in grease and diamonds.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Parallel universes if Team Aqua or Team Magma did succeed

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Q292640261046a: the IRL planet from Harold Halibut

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Incidentally, I am selling properties on Ligma Shitfuckius, cheaper than anybody else is selling them! Contact me for info

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago (3 children)

I don't remember where I saw it, but I watched a video about different exo-planets. One that stuck out to me was a planet that had miles of ice but possibly also a liquid water ocean underneath. If intelligent life evolved down there, they would probably have no clue about the wider universe and think their world is all that exists. Imagine such a being's reaction if they ever drilled up through the ice. I feel like this could be turned into a good sci-fi book.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

You might be interested in the movie Europa Report. It's not about an exoplanet but I think it fits.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

"It’ll have to go,” the men of Krikkit said as they headed back for home.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

My immediate thought was wondering how they'd forge metal for a drill while underwater

[–] [email protected] 112 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Q292640261046a:

Detecting multiple leviathan class lifeforms in the region. Are you certain whatever you're doing is worth it?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Y'ever seen the Long Boi in the soup?

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

At least it is not Barotrauma that's happening...

[–] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

😐 ...Ligma balls

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Lmao gottem

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Is that… it’s actual name?

Also. Molten uranium? I assume you’re not talking about the depressingly unradioactive stuff?

Can we contrive some means of marooning billionaires there?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

I don't think any of these are planets.

Though one interesting thing is that Ligma was actually the name of a company incorporated in England and Wales that provided IT consulting services.

It has the company number: 12243748. Google the company number and see for yourself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Also Google their sister company. Company number: 11933362