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I hate how the US has sexualized every random word or sentence. I'm here telling my American friend how funny it is that German's call smart phones a "handy", like "haha silly random word that makes sense tho haha :)", but no, ma American bud breaks down laughing imagining German's giving each other hand jobs.
Also the constant stopping during any sentence to go "oh, I know what YOU'RE thinking, get your mind out of the gutter!". No, I don't, and now I have the privilege of trying to remember every single word that wa just said and trying to see what inside there could possibly be a penis. This from of "joke" never fails to annoy the shit out of me. Like please can we just continue, or do you really have to recite this copy pasta while I stare like an absolute dunce at you?
Sounds like your friend is just some dumbass who's trying to fit something in there that just doesn't. ...that's what she said
I read this in werner herzog's voice.
I just had a light bulb moment as to what it is that annoys me about a large portion of US-american men: all the "dudes" temper & behaviour is adolescent - as if they never made it past puberty. Which perfectly fits the sexualized language being funny to those guys.
Uhh... your mom never made it past puberty?
Got 'em!!! Fucking burn dude!
Signed: an American
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From henceforth, distro hopping will be known as running a train on Linux.
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No.. no.. proceed, im all ears
My first thought was that he meant that trains were run on Windows Me. That is a scary thought indeed.
Train etiquette
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Sorry i am foreigner too.... what is the train terminology reffered to here?
I'm American and I have no clue. I'm also a gooner so this must be fringe af
This is not fringe at all. There's way your a gooner and don't know what this means. People even use the terminology to describe the Sex scene Stephen King randomly put in "IT". It's a gangbang but one at a time.
I must admit that i've seen my fair bit of films in the genre too but never heard of the term
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In murica almost everything is sexualised... So I can guess
I'm not a foreigner and had never heard the term before.
You sweet, innocent person.
Samus when he says that he means boring and sheltered, get out more.
Samus, she, not??
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Just explained this to my Irish wife. To "run a train on someone" in American slang would mean having group sex with that person, potentially consecutively.
Trains are consecutive or it's just a boring old gangbang
Yeah, those boring gangbangs, I definitely feel the same way for sure
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What if train have kernel panic
In Polish, kernel directly translates to "testicle". So it basically says that the testicle panicked.
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Then you get stuck in the middle of nowhere for 40 minutes. Not fun, Eurostar. Not fun at all!