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Be honest: Who would win? (lemmy.ml)
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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

major payne

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Want me to show you a little trick to take a your mind off that pain?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

Killin is my business, ladies! And BIZ NESS IS GOOD!

[–] [email protected] 27 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

There was something disturbingly familiar about the note on the desk. The handwriting was all pretty curves.

You are in a meme, Max.

The truth was like a green crack through my brain. Giant pixelated text on white background, glimpsed out of the corner of my eye. Time frozen in a single badly-cropped shot showing off my moves. Image hosting site watermark in the corner. I was in a meme. Funny as Hell, it was the most horrible thing I could think of.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Excellent

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

This is the comment I was looking for. Thank you.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

Heard this in his voice, well done.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

What are you looking at ass eyes?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

One-tubby-tubby...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Two-chubby-chubby

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I'll be on you like white on rice on a glass of milk on a paper plate in a snow storm!

Edit: missed a part

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

If he's still in there, he ain't happy.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

Max penis

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Heee Hee Heeee

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Watched this movie for the first time a couple weeks ago, and loved it

[–] [email protected] 40 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Major Payne hands down

[–] [email protected] 12 points 5 months ago

My favorite video game, but gotta agree, 9 times out of 10 Max Payne is losing to Major Payne.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago

"WhAt wE hAvE hErE iS a FaIlUrE tO CoMmUnICaIt."

I fucking love Major Payne 😂😂😂

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

Gun fight or eating competition?