Melbourne

Little one starts grade 2 today. Where does the time go?

It’s that sad time of year where peaches are starting to get floury and past their prime. I love peaches. So disappointing to get a bad one.

Anyone had any luck with a dirt cheap electric scooter? You're probably thinking why would I subject myself to that, but I'm gonna be parking it at a station on the Pakenham line, so spending any serious coin is stupid cause its just gonna get stolen anyway. I've heard the Limes are pretty easy to nick. Surely someone is "Acquiring" them by ripping out the GPS and spray-painting blue then flipping them on marketplace or something. Or hell, them selling the older units or something. only need bugger all range.

About to pack to go live at my parents for 6 days but as luck would have it, I'm due to do laundry so all I have to do is throw my clothes in the direction of my suitcase rather than pack them nicely.

Kept dreaming about religious iconography and a white hippo, so I'll be starting my very own cult any day now.

The man's taken a sickie today and when I say "I've made a coffee for you" what I really mean is "I went to Coles express and selected the coffee and milk options for you".

If I lie in bed all I think of is pain, need some distraction

When we wake up and have to deal with the consequences of late night emails….

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

so tired, so sore, need hugs and better meds