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Skrillex (mander.xyz)
submitted 5 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

You could also play whale mating songs. It's also sex with krill inside

[–] [email protected] 16 points 5 months ago

Females entertained with music attacked hosts much later than their non-entertained peers.

Based off the house parties I've attended, this checks out.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago

I mean, that track is fire.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago (1 children)

So you're telling me instead of infecting mosquitoes with wolbachia to have them die off, I can just use my playlist

[–] [email protected] 28 points 5 months ago

That mixtape is a lethal weapon.

[–] [email protected] 47 points 5 months ago

The name, "Skrillex", even sounds like an insecticide 😆

[–] [email protected] 26 points 5 months ago (3 children)

I got dengue this year.

A week of pain and extreme weakness.

Don't recommend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

CALL 911!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Is that the one that makes you extremely sleepy for a long time?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

@Toes
Main symptoms are joint pain, pain behind the eyes, weakness (I felt couldn't hold myself up out of bed for more than 15min), and more dangerously a large drop in the number of blood platelets (mine got to half the healthy expected minimum), for some people it becomes hemorrhagic.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Are donated platelets part of the treatment for dengue?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

@Mouselemming
I think for the extreme cases when it becomes hemorrhagic.

Thankfully, it's uncommon. But it's more likely if one has gotten it before.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 5 months ago

Shoulda been playing some Skrillex apparently.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Link, for science: https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/abs/pii/S0001706X19301202

[–] [email protected] 24 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

The graphical abstract is even better than the title:

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Fuck, that goes hard.