Great, NOW you tell me.
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Forgot the last step
That’s a damn big lamb. It’s as big as an adult!
Small people shaming ain't cool!
Ah so I’ve been doing it wrong this whole time
See, you gotta coax the sheep with some dancin to get em in the mood.
I will save and cherish this for the rest of my life, hoping to make use of it someday.
Few steps missing, the squirming, the unexpected discovery it is twice the weight you thought it was, the pointy hooves and contact with various fleshy parts of your anatomy and catching the bloody thing in the first place.
Honestly from a lamb-over-the-wall perspective this is very much "draw the rest of the owl"
So how many sheep tossings do you have under your belt exactly
Dozens, and many over the belt too!
Can't have children anymore though :/
Don't forget the ticks!
What's wrong with the trebuchet?
Nothing, but sometimes you don't want to be right to such an extreme degree.
Bad guide. Lift with your knees, people
They lift it with at least one knee
Halfway there!
Rogue lambs, walls everywhere, this will definitely come in handy.
If you are in Wales maybe
Hamlet of Walls in West Sheeperton, Wales.
This yeets the lamb.
Crazy how often this comes up.
Okay, but what if I have a lamb, a cabbage, and a wolf? Obviously I can only bring one at a time over the wall, but the lamb will eat the cabbage if I'm not there...
What if you eat the wolf first
That's some genius-level out of the box thinking. You're hired!
Cabbage, wolf, sheep
Wolf eats sheep while you're yeeting the cabbage.
Is that from a riddle?
Based on what you've given so far, you can just take the lamb first, since the wolf won't eat the cabbage.
Right, but what do you take next? And what do you do when you're going back to get the third thing, leaving whatever's on the other side unsupervised?
But then what are you putting over the fence next?
The original riddle is a boat or gondola across the river that can only fit yourself and one thing.
It's not that hard of a riddle, it's just that you have to apply the same logic to the other side too.
J) Hop over fence, go back to step A.
One must imagine green overall lady happy.
Repeat exercise until you have finished your workout.
Workout? I thought we were trying to help the little fella realise the grass is only greener 50% of the time.
Ah yes, now I see. How nice of the sheep for helping the person to realize that.
Need another guide for the step F, because how the f do you not drop the sheep with that awkward grip?
Have you ever held a live, non-sedated sheep before...
It's not so much a grip on step f as a twisting jerking motion
You know. Standard lifting procedure.
Shockingly similar to putting your black out drunk friends into bed after a party.
Don't forget a bucket or trash can.
And to put them on their side so they don’t asphyxiate if they throw up
Big lamb.
Little green women
I like to think this woman is some random agent of chaos letting a sheep put of a farmer's fields.
PETA handout.
Thought this was a joke but watched Clarksons Farm and read those little fuckers are suicide machines
They’re like fluffier hamsters. You breathe on them wrong and poof, they’re dead. It’s like every sheep is somehow genetically programmed to find the most creative way to end their own existence. And usually that of those around them.
Back in 2005, around 1500 of them jumped off a cliff in Turkey. 400 of them died.
400 cushioned the fall of the other 1100.
Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.
I bet there was a run on ground lamb at the closest supermarket the next day.
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