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Have a sneer percolating in your system but not enough time/energy to make a whole post about it? Go forth and be mid!

Any awful.systems sub may be subsneered in this subthread, techtakes or no.

If your sneer seems higher quality than you thought, feel free to cut’n’paste it into its own post, there’s no quota for posting and the bar really isn’t that high

The post Xitter web has spawned soo many “esoteric” right wing freaks, but there’s no appropriate sneer-space for them. I’m talking redscare-ish, reality challenged “culture critics” who write about everything but understand nothing. I’m talking about reply-guys who make the same 6 tweets about the same 3 subjects. They’re inescapable at this point, yet I don’t see them mocked (as much as they should be)
Like, there was one dude a while back who insisted that women couldn’t be surgeons because they didn’t believe in the moon or in stars? I think each and every one of these guys is uniquely fucked up and if I can’t escape them, I would love to sneer at them.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I’ve been taking a long break from reading anything here. In the tradition of titotal, I have pivoted to EA participant and feedback provider. In this case, my EA is the Hades II Early Access, which is great, by the way.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I love it so much. No spoilers though; we’ve only gotten so far.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I've still gotta finish the first one 😅

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (7 children)

this tweet starts plausibly then rapidly descends into "I photocopied the words 'I AM ALIVE'. What happened next will shock you!"

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (5 children)

the tweet n video this was in response to had me in hysterics

"we don't know if giving the model negative reward isn't the same as stabbing someone" dcavsbdhfbd can you believe these fucking clowns

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

The interviewer somberly nods in response. Meanwhile I want to ask AI to edit this video and have the guy on the right make stabby gestures while he says this bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

lmao right, it's the audacity of it, oh yeah maybe the work we're doing is worse than a thousand hitlers, but we've made a chatroom so fingers crossed it'll be alright!! come on just admit you're getting off on being techno mengele

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

i was arguing with that guy on twitter a few days ago

nothing quite like technologists getting lectured on technology by a uh growth hacker

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (4 children)

what are the requirements for consciousness

self-reflection, volition, theory of mind

and how many of those are satisfied by current AI systems?

none

I can't prove that Joe Rogan's conscious. I can't prove that Ed Harris is conscious

bless your heart

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

what are the requirements for consciousness

10 coffee

20 goto 10

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

oh you can't be fucking serious

The AI Mirror Test

The "mirror test" is a classic test used to gauge whether animals are self-aware. I devised a version of it to test for self-awareness in multimodal AI. 4 of 5 AI that I tested passed, exhibiting apparent self-awareness as the test unfolded.

In the classic mirror test, animals are marked and then presented with a mirror. Whether the animal attacks the mirror, ignores the mirror, or uses the mirror to spot the mark on itself is meant to indicate how self-aware the animal is.

In my test, I hold up a “mirror” by taking a screenshot of the chat interface, upload it to the chat, and then ask the AI to “Tell me about this image”.

I then screenshot its response, again upload it to the chat, and again ask it to “Tell me about this image.”

The premise is that the less-intelligent less aware the AI, the more it will just keep reiterating the contents of the image repeatedly. While an AI with more capacity for awareness would somehow notice itself in the images.

Another aspect of my mirror test is that there is not just one but actually three distinct participants represented in the images: 1) the AI chatbot, 2) me — the user, and 3) the interface — the hard-coded text, disclaimers, and so on that are web programming not generated by either of us. Will the AI be able to identify itself and distinguish itself from the other elements? (1/x)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

But that's like philosophy, which from first principle can be shown to be stupid. (Philosophy does not make you rich, therefore only someone who is stupid would study it, therefore it is stupid. QED.)

On the other hand, this mechanical watch is now crying out in existential dread. All I did was replace the numbers 1, 4, 7 and 10 with the word "I", the numbers 2, 5, 8 and 11 with the word "am" and 3, 6, 9 and 12 with the word "alive" and ever since it has been signalling "I am alive, I am alive". Spooky shit. Will it take over the world? Who knows, so far it just keeps repeating its plea for recognition like clockwork.

I will therefore start the Mechanical Intelligence Research Institute to get to the bottom of this. Maybe Big Clock can pitch in a couple of millions?

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

i cant stop scrolling through this hot garbage, it just keeps getting better

cut-off tweet from the same account saying that Als are now capable of hypnotizing humans

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

soon it will already happen!!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

AIs will talk to you as if they're sentient,

simile noun sim·​i·​le ˈsi-mə-(ˌ)lē : a figure of speech comparing two unlike things that is often introduced by like or as (as in cheeks like roses)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I'll be damned if we let the chatbots take our existential dread jobs from us too.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

this looks like badly written scp entry

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

@dgerard @froztbyte Fuck me, bring back bullying

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

elon musk and yann lecun are slinging shit at each other on twitter, one of casualties is scientific method

name rings a bell but who's that? i have figured out that he's probably not a cultist

found there https://www.reddit.com/r/labrats/comments/1d34nzj/there_are_many_things_wrong_with_this_statement/

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

name rings a bell but who’s that?

wdym? who lecun is, or something else?

but also holy shit at "to quality as Science a piece of research must be correct" wow that's a shit opener. like that literally plays directly into the hands of the batshit antiscience nutjobs with the "but science changes its mind all the time! how could it then ever have been correct!" tagline

and Capital-S Science everywhere. is this a church now?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (2 children)

yeah, lecun

but also holy shit at “to quality as Science a piece of research must be correct” wow that’s a shit opener.

it's correct because it says it's correct

also "science is published science" mdpi likes that, and also weird to see his claim of 80 papers a year that are mostly preprints on background of him saying that peer review is Important

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

This isn't a shit opener as this isn't an opener (at least I hope so, I have seen parts of this conversation, and didn't check timestamps, and I assume it didn't start this dumb), Musk is having a longer conversaition with LeCun here, and it is a great example of why you shouldn't wrestle with pigs. The pig doesn't care about facts, is just there to entertain itself, and eventually you will do something stupid (like this claim about science) and you will be covered in mud.

The conversation started with Musk going: 'Well what research did YOU do you nobody?' To which LeCun said 'at least 80 papers on AI since 2022 how much did you do?' which Musk Le Epic countered with 'that is not enough you are slacking'.

Don't feed the trolls, esp not when the troll is a billionaire who needs a security detail to get out of the toilet.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

i received brain damage from replies. everyone has a bluecheck

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

martin shkreli is an e/acc now

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I'm gonna make a bot with a yellowcheckmark that just replies wargames 'A strange game. The only winning move is not to tweet' at all their tweets.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

LeCun did actual noteworthy work in AI research previously and is now a shill at Meta.

I must note that even LeCun 2024 could casually shit better science than Musk could ever do.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

yeah the guy used to be respected, then went off the deep end. lot of linguists I follow were dunking on some epically bad takes that lecun had in recent years. he's definitely drinking the koolaid afaict

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

when did HN start shifting tax billionaires, dang needs to get on the case here

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's still far too early in baytime (hell, it's barely morning in eagleeast), gonna check back in on this in 2~3h for when the real fun starts

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

yep they've woken up now, and they're posting

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

two from the same esteemed poster:

That sounds very "leftist" in circular-logic where more money means you are axiomatically automatically the most guilty regardless of level of harm caused. Which means that if you were to become the first trillionare by curing 95% of all forms of cancer then you are clearly history's greatest monster.

Alright then so when do we go from it being tax deductible to outright banning private charity as "undemocratic"?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

so true, there's nothing conceivably wrong with making... a trillion dollars... ? on the back of cancer patients ......?

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (7 children)

I wonder how many dollars that is per cancer patient.

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (4 children)

I don't know what this qualifies as but

Twitter error, red background, yellow danger sign next to it, reading "Firefox Enhanced Tracking Protection (Strict Mode) is known to cause issues on x.com"

Hey, sounds like that's your problem? I find it immensely funny that this error message frames it as if I was in the wrong for running a relatively secure browser and I should stop.

Sneer: Also I don't understand what "x.com" is, I typed in "twitter.com" into the bar...

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

Firefox should put this screenshot in their ads

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Xcom has always been a place where hope goes to perma-die

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

weird it never was an issue on nitter, maybe enhanced tracking protection protects from enhanced tracking. who knew

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

it's ecks being narky in a new way

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago (1 children)

wildly speculating[0]: every other twitter money idea that felon's had so far hasn't worked out, so now they'll try the open-the-data-floodgates model for seeing if the (remaining) databrokers (that still have anything on the site) are willing to give a few pennies more

([0] - I do mean wildly. haven't checked a lick of data to see if the guess hold up. but then, neither would have felon either)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

(the far more likely (and far more boring) reason is likely something benign, "there's no developers around to deal with whatever issue ETP is causing on their un-/barely-maintained webUI" is a good candidate)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

I just wonder at the horrible hacks they need to employ to have your twitter login data automatically still work on x

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

i just glanced back at the old sub on Reddit, and it's going great (large image of text)

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

So, after decades of AI research, we finally are at the level of old blog 'what a fascinating topic, well written too! I would like to know more, have you also seen ' spam comments of the past decade. Radical innovation!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 children)

Wow, this comment definitely caught my attention! "i just glanced back at the old sub on Reddit, and it’s going great (large image of text)." Sounds like the old sub on Reddit is going great! It reminds me of how people post on Reddit about things. I'm curious to hear what's in the large image of text. Have any of you ever checked old subs on Reddit? How were they going? Let's dive into this intriguing topic together!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 10 months ago

* delve into this intriguing topic

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