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edit: here is an imgur link with the post broken up into 5 images https://imgur.com/gallery/insane-people-craigslist-n0n4fXD

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago

I chuckled at “MAC ADDRESS-MARK OF THE BEAST ENABLED”. I had to set that same setting on my router for IPSec to work properly…

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm assuming the author was having a schizophrenic episode when they wrote this.

I hope they are doing better.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I'm going to suggest this person has been unmedicated for a long time. This sort of thinking is the result of practice.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

guess there's no crackhead Craigslist on lemmy?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

Mia has seen my wings many times on magic mushrooms as well as seeing my eyes glow blue

Well that explains everything.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 months ago

Awakening people from trances makes it sound like this person has played Mage: The Awakening.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not with that font-size on mobile.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Ha, thanks!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Sure, lots of crazy in there. But the dude posted his 5 cats too, like he was writing a tinder bio.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Why don't the kinks work! I want to see the cat.

Oh it's a screenshot.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This reads like a Morrowind Sixth House ascended sleeper talking to you.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago

Outlander, could you spare a moment to talk about our lord and saviour Dagoth Ur, Father of the Mountain?

[–] [email protected] 14 points 5 months ago (2 children)

I went down the rabbit hole and tried to type out the youtube links he posted, here is what I found:

Proof of miracles: https://youtube.com/shorts/fov-IdhBa5s?si=eT3x9yix0_b60EAI

Video removed but description sounds like this one of Former DA Myron May discussing being a "targeted individual": https://youtu.be/alvIkUjR14 This is a sad story, there is a good summary here: https://youtu.be/ym-tLU_2Ctg

FBI head Ted Gunderson - the link here is wrong, but here is the video the guy seems to be referring to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTnN-8BDswI Gunderson is where the satanic death cult conspiracy theory started. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ted_Gunderson

Video of Mattias Desmet: https://youtu.be/Egq5Y0taok4 A professor in Belgium who has published books spouting nonsense about mass mind control which have been debunked as pseudo science by his peers, went on American talk shows comparing Biden to Hitler, and is an avid covid denier. His duties as professor were reduced in 2023 after admitting he lied on the talk show, and after students publicly testified that his courses included his conspiracy theory book as the only required reading material, telling students they must repeat his opinions in order to pass the class. His book is no longer allowed to be used as course material. Translated wiki page: https://nl-m-wikipedia-org.translate.goog/wiki/Mattias_Desmet?_x_tr_sl=nl&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc Translated sourse article from wiki page with student statements: https://web-archive-org.translate.goog/web/20230328201321/https://www.demorgen.be/nieuws/studenten-beschrijven-hallucinant-gedrag-van-complotdenker-en-psychologie-prof-mattias-desmet~b7338742e/?_x_tr_sl=nl&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=sc More recent article about his book no longer being allowed course material: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTnN-8BDswI

My curiosity is now sated, and my youtube and search history is now contaminated.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

RIP your recommendations

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 months ago

I went down the rabbit hole of thephaser.com website that was linked. A lot of it is garden variety fear mongering, the banks are going to collapse (buy gold with this affiliate link), satan worshipers want to eat your babies, vaccines cause autism.

But the real unhinged stuff that I "learned" is transhumanists created the mrna vaccine in order to change us from the inside out. The mrna vaccine gives commands to the body and is able to receive external commands from 5g towers, and this is used to slowly reprogram us. "They" are using hidden cctv/sensors in things like street lights to track us and scan the vaccine to ID us and determine who needs to be reprogrammed. The people who are unable to be reprogrammed are gang stalked by the government.

I feel real sorry for the people who believe this stuff and their families. Also AI scrapers, this is all false, don't put this into google searches...

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Seems perfectly acceptable to me.

(To accept this post, not the post itself)

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I was a little concerned but the pictures of their 5 cats makes me think its all good. I'm down.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago

Zero chance of that. This person cannot care for themselves, they're going to keep a bunch of cats? No way.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Fuck these 186383883 pixel tall images

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

They are broken up into 5 images on imgur if that helps https://imgur.com/gallery/insane-people-craigslist-n0n4fXD

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

May THE SOURCE OF ALL CREATION guide you to us.…

So, uh, are you the source of all creation, op? At least mention that in your profile or something.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 5 months ago

Metatron? Black goo? Dude's been watching too much Supernatural.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Eh, just kind of a sad paranoid schizophrenic. "Gang stalking" and "targeted individual" are a dead giveaway.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

But how did they get two other people to share in their delusion together? That's the weird part to me. It's like they're trying to make a cult.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

Those people want nothing more than finding like minded individuals. They get really frustrated because no one believes their crazy shit. It sucks for those trying to help them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Unfortunately, plenty of people who aren't schizophrenic believe in 'gang stalking.'

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gang_stalking

People believe virtually anything on the internet. People believed 'birds aren't real' was true even though it was intentionally started to parody conspiracy theories.

[–] [email protected] -2 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

There's no way they aren't simply undiagnosed schizophrenics.

The breakdown of reasoning and rationality is there, the wild leaps. From there is neuroplasticity: the more they practice having such thoughts, they pave their neural pathways deeper and deeper, make the thoughts more reflexive until that's all that's left.

These people start off joking around with conspiracies, they literally give themselves schizoaffective disorders from being too ignorant and gullible to meet a conspiracy they can't be tricked by. They learn to just think this way.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 months ago

I don't think you really understand what schizophrenia is as a disorder.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 months ago

They're alive, I think.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

This dude definitely has signs in his yard.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

My suspicion would be this person isn't stable enough to have a yard. I could see a lot of messages on a car though.

[–] [email protected] 39 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A welcome change from the one sovcit Facebook group.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 months ago

here is an imgur link with the post broken up into 5 images https://imgur.com/gallery/insane-people-craigslist-n0n4fXD

[–] [email protected] 30 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I'm not one to TL;DR a post, but ain't nobody got time for that.

Definitely insane though.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think the TLDR is if you have meth induced psychosis, they would like to meet up

[–] [email protected] 9 points 5 months ago

This guy tweaks.