this post was submitted on 26 May 2024
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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

I guess I should get my boys checked to see if they're swimming

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Microplastics are stored in the balls.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (1 children)

This is one way to get males of earth to take interest in the environment.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Sounds like if we keep going we’ll finally have male contraception other than condoms, that is surgery free!!

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (2 children)

How did they test mine without me noticing? 😄

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

When you turn your head to cough, the microplastics doctor checks em too

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[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Basically everywhere there's water except in space now.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

I believe they tested pfas in the air in the most remote place we have test sites so yeah. Not just in the water sadly.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

Wouldn't be surprised if they were in space too, eg. from plastic parts in satellites that have broken up

[–] [email protected] 0 points 3 months ago

i’m sure there’s microplastics in space by now…