How am I supposed to enjoy processed corpse if it isn't phallic???
Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition
Welcome to Food Crimes! This community is here to collect all and any post about cursed food and generally unusual consumables.
Right now, here’s the rules:
- Posts must include an image or video containing food or drink.
- It must be unusual or cursed in some way. a. For example, something like Doritos Milk would be unusual, but normal milk would not.
- No AI posts whatsoever, and any images that were altered (Ex: Photoshop, Gimp) need to be tagged.
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To tag your posts, please prepend or append the tag name inside square brackets. For example,[OC] Foo bar baz
or foo bar baz [Meta]
would be acceptable. Multiple tags will require separate pairs of brackets, like so: [Edited][OC] foo bar baz
Here are the current tags:
- Edited - The image was manipulated with editing software.
- OC - You made this cursed food yourself!
- Meta - Relating to the community itself.
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Balls aren't good enough?
Get both and passively aggressively serve it to the bigest toxic macho around
Lil smokies better bring your A game
They've come full circle.
We're back to meatballs
I think we're calling them hot balls this time.
How many kids choked on these things? They seem perfect for blocking airways
Probably none. Have never heard of it.
Fortunately most kids don't fit into airways unless we're talking about a baleen whale.
That kid looks like Legally Distinct Dennis the Menace. David the Annoyance, perhaps.
American Dennis the Menace as well.
Does he enjoy some weird cultural osmosis in Scandinavia? Like how Donald Duck comics are a big thing?
Terence the Annoyance
We do call them "Denniskorvar" (Dennis sausages) actually!
Could 100% see that as a nice lil' appetizer. Cook 'em up in your preferred way, toothpick in each, serve with ketchup, mustard, or be extra with beer cheese fondue.
Me: Mom, let's get Kulkorv!
Mom: No, we already have Kulkorv at home
Kulkorv at home: Just some fucking regular hotdogs chopped into bite-sized pieces
Batter and fry them! Corndog spheres!
Let this guy cook (figuratively and literally)
Sadly I think it was a bad idea. I'm only saying that because they've been gone from shelves for almost 15 years as far as I can tell.
Accidentally ended up with two packs of denniskorv in the fridge and I really wish they too would have disappeared 15 years ago. Not even the 5 year old who would live off of hot dogs if we let him will touch it.
Maybe they're secretly just that popular
The name also has a pun in it. "Kulkorv", means "ball-sausage", but "kul korv" would mean "funny sausage".
"kulkorv" without a space would be "fun-sausage" which could be a penis.
Hot balls.
Below is a picture of the original Swedish "Hot dogs". Sausages which themselves are a crime. Absolute cultural staple. Sadly these hot dog balls were a thing only for a short while.
Hot... dog balls?
Hot dog balls, or hot dog balls? Much like the Oxford comma, emphasis can make a difference! Next lesson, we’ll talk about hyphenation!