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Food Crimes - Offenses against nutrition

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[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago (3 children)

Could 100% see that as a nice lil' appetizer. Cook 'em up in your preferred way, toothpick in each, serve with ketchup, mustard, or be extra with beer cheese fondue.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Me: Mom, let's get Kulkorv!

Mom: No, we already have Kulkorv at home

Kulkorv at home: Just some fucking regular hotdogs chopped into bite-sized pieces

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Batter and fry them! Corndog spheres!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Let this guy cook (figuratively and literally)

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Sadly I think it was a bad idea. I'm only saying that because they've been gone from shelves for almost 15 years as far as I can tell.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Accidentally ended up with two packs of denniskorv in the fridge and I really wish they too would have disappeared 15 years ago. Not even the 5 year old who would live off of hot dogs if we let him will touch it.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Maybe they're secretly just that popular