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I agree with who made the meme. Their angular size is the same.
I mean, it's possible if the burger is American. Unless the car is also American.
They could actually be one in the same:
The burger is bigger than the moon and the sun.
But is it as big as Uranus?
Myanus or Uranus?
I'm scared now. Bye.
That name doesn't make sense since planets are named after the Roman gods. Please call it Caelus
The equal apparent size is a curious astrological coincidence. What are the odds that the sun, the moon, and my hamburger would all neatly overlap like that?
I wish I could eat the sun, though. I'm sure the taste is fire.
Just initiate a Tiktok challenge. I'm sure someone actually manages to eat the sun and die (along with the solar system).
Yeah, I can totally promote suicide, the extinction of the human specie and the destruction of the entire solar system, all the same time.
Sounds totally safe and reasonable.
That’s just a muffin not a burger.
I don't know how they make muffins where you live, but they make them wrong.
In the UK we would call it one of the following depending where you live.
- Muffin
- Bread roll
- Barm cake
- Cob
- Bun
- Bap
If I dared to travel 15 minutes in any direction and use the wrong word they would be sure to say do you mean X. Even though they know exactly what I mean.
Bun
So... the thing burgers go on?
To be a pedant I would say the burger goes in, but yes.
North Manchester myself and we would call it a muffin. I know a muffin in North America would be a small cake kinda thing.
I drive 60 mins to work and I’m asking for a Barm.
drive 60 mins to work
Here I quit my job over RTO and a 35min train commute.
You need usable transit, my dude.
I only do two days in the office now.
If I took the train it would be around 2 hours to get there. I did for a while and it hurt lol.
I am lucky in that I work as a software dev for a tiny company and they’re very chill in all aspects, although I would like to WFH full time but I feel in time I’ll get that.
Okay, well then I'm not sure what the issue is. The person is holding up a hamburger and the outside of the hamburger is the bun or the muffin or whatever.
Oh I’m sorry for the confusion.
I was saying it’s a muffin as I really don’t see a burger so it just looks like a muffin.
I’m not trying to cause an argument here, perhaps a misunderstanding on all parts.
The person is holding up a hamburger
Really? It could be a dogshit sandwich for all we know.
Considering they called it a burger, I think it's safe to assume it's a burger.
But not a hamburger
It is actually quite interesting how similar in perspective-skewed size the sun anf moon are.
Depends a lot on the date/time, the moon's size in the sky can shift a LOT based on a lot of factors to being a fraction of the sun's size to being much larger than the sun (or I think supermoons look bigger than the sun, idk)
I got to see 2 eclipses this year, and they were very different due to the relative size of the moon appearing smaller in August than in April.
FYI, annular eclipse WAY less-cool.
Ya
and its taste is sevenfold tastier
Please do not attempt to eat the sun.
dont tell me what to do
I would say that a burger is at least sevenfold tastier than a car.
But the burger in question looks like shit, so who knows
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